BirdsAteMyFace 🏳️⚧️
@birds-ate-my-face.bsky.social
Aspiring Horror Writer
Trans (MtF)
Horror youtuber
Scottish
30
She/her
https://www.youtube.com/@BantzFerdinand
Trans (MtF)
Horror youtuber
Scottish
30
She/her
https://www.youtube.com/@BantzFerdinand
Cosplay idea
November 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Cosplay idea
Not yet! I'm on the waiting list for GRS, which is hype. But I've only had HRT and some electro so far
November 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Not yet! I'm on the waiting list for GRS, which is hype. But I've only had HRT and some electro so far
So, something will happen with YouTube, but it won't be in my usual format! I'm a very different person than the girl who started this channel, and for any comeback I'd have to really ascend a little
I'm waiting until I finish this novel before I start tho
I'm waiting until I finish this novel before I start tho
November 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
So, something will happen with YouTube, but it won't be in my usual format! I'm a very different person than the girl who started this channel, and for any comeback I'd have to really ascend a little
I'm waiting until I finish this novel before I start tho
I'm waiting until I finish this novel before I start tho
How accommodating cis women have been, and the strength of the Girl Code. I thought I'd be treated like a freak, but young women are so fucking based. Few cis women have even cared that I'm trans lmao. It's just so normal to many of them
For real, cisters are sisters.
For real, cisters are sisters.
November 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
How accommodating cis women have been, and the strength of the Girl Code. I thought I'd be treated like a freak, but young women are so fucking based. Few cis women have even cared that I'm trans lmao. It's just so normal to many of them
For real, cisters are sisters.
For real, cisters are sisters.
Do not film your monster up close in good lighting. I know you paid a lot for the puppet/CGI, but don't do it
Genuinely, it's the original sin of most horror. Don't over explain the backstory, or the present threat. If you don't do either, that's a good sign!
Genuinely, it's the original sin of most horror. Don't over explain the backstory, or the present threat. If you don't do either, that's a good sign!
November 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Do not film your monster up close in good lighting. I know you paid a lot for the puppet/CGI, but don't do it
Genuinely, it's the original sin of most horror. Don't over explain the backstory, or the present threat. If you don't do either, that's a good sign!
Genuinely, it's the original sin of most horror. Don't over explain the backstory, or the present threat. If you don't do either, that's a good sign!
Worst: Probably the immediate aftermath of Darien/any time we've been set on/set ourselves on fire
Best: 2016-2022ish
(From my perspective) We had so much fucking clout, man. We were like the darling of the progressive internet and we had (misplaced) hope under Sturgeon
Best: 2016-2022ish
(From my perspective) We had so much fucking clout, man. We were like the darling of the progressive internet and we had (misplaced) hope under Sturgeon
November 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Worst: Probably the immediate aftermath of Darien/any time we've been set on/set ourselves on fire
Best: 2016-2022ish
(From my perspective) We had so much fucking clout, man. We were like the darling of the progressive internet and we had (misplaced) hope under Sturgeon
Best: 2016-2022ish
(From my perspective) We had so much fucking clout, man. We were like the darling of the progressive internet and we had (misplaced) hope under Sturgeon
I love so many bird types, but I'll go to bat for pigeons any day, any time, any place
They're so resilient and I respect that so much. That's why we bred them. People should respect them more as a species, if only for that reason
Also, love survivors. I love scrappers. I love messy bitches
They're so resilient and I respect that so much. That's why we bred them. People should respect them more as a species, if only for that reason
Also, love survivors. I love scrappers. I love messy bitches
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I love so many bird types, but I'll go to bat for pigeons any day, any time, any place
They're so resilient and I respect that so much. That's why we bred them. People should respect them more as a species, if only for that reason
Also, love survivors. I love scrappers. I love messy bitches
They're so resilient and I respect that so much. That's why we bred them. People should respect them more as a species, if only for that reason
Also, love survivors. I love scrappers. I love messy bitches
Overrated: Walter Scott
Underrated: Andrew de Moray
Me and a pal were talking about this lately!! He deserves the same veneration as William Wallace and Robert the Bruce. There should be a statue in every city centre. He deserves a pophist book, or a TV show at least
Underrated: Andrew de Moray
Me and a pal were talking about this lately!! He deserves the same veneration as William Wallace and Robert the Bruce. There should be a statue in every city centre. He deserves a pophist book, or a TV show at least
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Overrated: Walter Scott
Underrated: Andrew de Moray
Me and a pal were talking about this lately!! He deserves the same veneration as William Wallace and Robert the Bruce. There should be a statue in every city centre. He deserves a pophist book, or a TV show at least
Underrated: Andrew de Moray
Me and a pal were talking about this lately!! He deserves the same veneration as William Wallace and Robert the Bruce. There should be a statue in every city centre. He deserves a pophist book, or a TV show at least
We are so going places
November 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
We are so going places
Everything yellow is either me or one of my vassals
We're doing it
We're doing it
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Everything yellow is either me or one of my vassals
We're doing it
We're doing it
Northumberland has been (partially) liberated from the English menace
(don't ask what's happening in Ireland, I don't feel great about it)
(don't ask what's happening in Ireland, I don't feel great about it)
November 10, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Northumberland has been (partially) liberated from the English menace
(don't ask what's happening in Ireland, I don't feel great about it)
(don't ask what's happening in Ireland, I don't feel great about it)
This bitch is SO close to 1k
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This bitch is SO close to 1k
I've said it before, but in the 2026 and 2029 elections, we need to be the scorpion. When they say "well if you don't vote Labour, you'll get reform" we need to lol lmao
November 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I've said it before, but in the 2026 and 2029 elections, we need to be the scorpion. When they say "well if you don't vote Labour, you'll get reform" we need to lol lmao
Obsessed with this wee gremlin
November 1, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Obsessed with this wee gremlin
Honestly, I don't know. But I have to hope
Mainstream society temporarily got better in the late 2000s. But every Brit has Stormfront in their living room and pocket-brick now, so who knows
Hopefully society gets over this neurosis. But I don't expect those responsible to be held to account
Mainstream society temporarily got better in the late 2000s. But every Brit has Stormfront in their living room and pocket-brick now, so who knows
Hopefully society gets over this neurosis. But I don't expect those responsible to be held to account
October 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Honestly, I don't know. But I have to hope
Mainstream society temporarily got better in the late 2000s. But every Brit has Stormfront in their living room and pocket-brick now, so who knows
Hopefully society gets over this neurosis. But I don't expect those responsible to be held to account
Mainstream society temporarily got better in the late 2000s. But every Brit has Stormfront in their living room and pocket-brick now, so who knows
Hopefully society gets over this neurosis. But I don't expect those responsible to be held to account
I don't really have one rn!
I have fleeting interests and people I think are cool/cute but I'm basically never gonna make the first move and I'm honestly not sure if I'm even in the right mental state for dating
Something something sisyphus happy
I have fleeting interests and people I think are cool/cute but I'm basically never gonna make the first move and I'm honestly not sure if I'm even in the right mental state for dating
Something something sisyphus happy
October 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I don't really have one rn!
I have fleeting interests and people I think are cool/cute but I'm basically never gonna make the first move and I'm honestly not sure if I'm even in the right mental state for dating
Something something sisyphus happy
I have fleeting interests and people I think are cool/cute but I'm basically never gonna make the first move and I'm honestly not sure if I'm even in the right mental state for dating
Something something sisyphus happy
Ideally something detached, and private. I always liked the idea of having a walled garden that nobody could see into. Like a safe place to be outside but not perceived
But I also really like being high up! I hate living on the ground floor, I feel so exposed
But I also really like being high up! I hate living on the ground floor, I feel so exposed
October 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Ideally something detached, and private. I always liked the idea of having a walled garden that nobody could see into. Like a safe place to be outside but not perceived
But I also really like being high up! I hate living on the ground floor, I feel so exposed
But I also really like being high up! I hate living on the ground floor, I feel so exposed
I like some remasters. The ones that are basically the old game but sexed up a little. Like the Tomb Raider and Soul Reaver remasters
I can't think of a single big budget remake in recent years that wouldn't have been better as a brand new game
Just total wastes of everyone's time
I can't think of a single big budget remake in recent years that wouldn't have been better as a brand new game
Just total wastes of everyone's time
October 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I like some remasters. The ones that are basically the old game but sexed up a little. Like the Tomb Raider and Soul Reaver remasters
I can't think of a single big budget remake in recent years that wouldn't have been better as a brand new game
Just total wastes of everyone's time
I can't think of a single big budget remake in recent years that wouldn't have been better as a brand new game
Just total wastes of everyone's time
It's a reference to Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk!
October 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It's a reference to Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk!
I voted Yes in 2014, and 99% sure I would vote Yes again!
I visit England every year or so and it's fine. Like any other country, there are bastards, and also some of the most wonderful people I know
The vibes are definitely different down south tho
I visit England every year or so and it's fine. Like any other country, there are bastards, and also some of the most wonderful people I know
The vibes are definitely different down south tho
October 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I voted Yes in 2014, and 99% sure I would vote Yes again!
I visit England every year or so and it's fine. Like any other country, there are bastards, and also some of the most wonderful people I know
The vibes are definitely different down south tho
I visit England every year or so and it's fine. Like any other country, there are bastards, and also some of the most wonderful people I know
The vibes are definitely different down south tho
I'm a fucker for a cheese and ham toastie
October 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I'm a fucker for a cheese and ham toastie
They're social conservatives, so I hate them. They're economically right wing, so i *really* hate them
October 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
They're social conservatives, so I hate them. They're economically right wing, so i *really* hate them
Met this TROUBLEMAKER today. He was pure firing intae the bins. He has such little remorse for his crimes that he did a cunty leg lift pose
Shame him
Shame him
October 26, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Met this TROUBLEMAKER today. He was pure firing intae the bins. He has such little remorse for his crimes that he did a cunty leg lift pose
Shame him
Shame him
Ten games to get to know me
I might have a favourite genre!
I might have a favourite genre!
October 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Ten games to get to know me
I might have a favourite genre!
I might have a favourite genre!