dear god i feel like a fish out of water. im going to press the button that explodes me and everyone around me and i wont even realize it

wtf are these buttons

what the fuck bot accounts have somehow sniffed that i exist. how have they found me already

AND ITS SCARY!!!!!! shit i was gonna go on a long winded yapping session in the tags but those arent real here

i miss side blogs already. also tags. here we can see a beast of some sort venturing out of its natural habitat to someplace unknown

first bsky post lets go. surely i will figure out this twitter-like format