BirdCalls
@birdcallingpro.bsky.social
Smooching my squishmallow goodnight like I’m not gonna toss him across the room in my sleep again. Sorry dawg nothing personal
July 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Smooching my squishmallow goodnight like I’m not gonna toss him across the room in my sleep again. Sorry dawg nothing personal
I just realized my bellybutton is not centered I feel unwell
June 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I just realized my bellybutton is not centered I feel unwell
I will never forgive capitalism for what it did to Hello Kitty
June 17, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I will never forgive capitalism for what it did to Hello Kitty
I do not CARE how strong the patriarchy is. NOTHING will make me shave my elbows. “Women with body hair are-“
SUCK MY HAIRY UNINJURED ELBOWS
SUCK MY HAIRY UNINJURED ELBOWS
June 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I do not CARE how strong the patriarchy is. NOTHING will make me shave my elbows. “Women with body hair are-“
SUCK MY HAIRY UNINJURED ELBOWS
SUCK MY HAIRY UNINJURED ELBOWS
If I hear or read one ‘May the Fourth be with you!!! 😂’ today, I will be going nuclear.
May 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
If I hear or read one ‘May the Fourth be with you!!! 😂’ today, I will be going nuclear.
Would you guys pitch in and buy a secret hidden laboratory for me 🙁❤️ it’s fine if you don’t even get me some test subjects I’ll get them myself
March 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Would you guys pitch in and buy a secret hidden laboratory for me 🙁❤️ it’s fine if you don’t even get me some test subjects I’ll get them myself
Peeing needs to be a quicktime event. Purge the weak
March 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Peeing needs to be a quicktime event. Purge the weak
When I feel ugly I remember when my brother & I got ice cream and some old guy on something told me he’d seen me in the movies and I should be in more and then he started singing at me and then the police drove up and told him he needed to stop coming back
March 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
When I feel ugly I remember when my brother & I got ice cream and some old guy on something told me he’d seen me in the movies and I should be in more and then he started singing at me and then the police drove up and told him he needed to stop coming back
My two greatest fears are getting organ harvested and shitting my pants
March 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
My two greatest fears are getting organ harvested and shitting my pants
Hi professor! I was rereading the syllabus and there’s a bit I don’t understand, so I’m writing you this email just to double check. To be clear, we’re turning down for what?
Thank you! -Scarlet
Thank you! -Scarlet
February 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Hi professor! I was rereading the syllabus and there’s a bit I don’t understand, so I’m writing you this email just to double check. To be clear, we’re turning down for what?
Thank you! -Scarlet
Thank you! -Scarlet
AHEHHHHHH! AAAAHHHHH! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
February 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
AHEHHHHHH! AAAAHHHHH! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Hoo… hoo… hoo… (there is nothing outside your window that you can see)
February 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Hoo… hoo… hoo… (there is nothing outside your window that you can see)
Chickadeedeedeedeedee
Chickadeedeedeedeedeedeedeedeedeedeedee
Chickadeedeedeedeedeedeedeedeedeedeedee
February 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Chickadeedeedeedeedee
Chickadeedeedeedeedeedeedeedeedeedeedee
Chickadeedeedeedeedeedeedeedeedeedeedee
Peep. Peep.
I’m running out of bird calls this is probably what those little yellow marshmallow fucks sound like idk
I’m running out of bird calls this is probably what those little yellow marshmallow fucks sound like idk
February 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Peep. Peep.
I’m running out of bird calls this is probably what those little yellow marshmallow fucks sound like idk
I’m running out of bird calls this is probably what those little yellow marshmallow fucks sound like idk
Chirp. Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp tweet chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp (it is outside your window at the ass crack of dawn. This goes on for two hours.)
February 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Chirp. Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp tweet chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp (it is outside your window at the ass crack of dawn. This goes on for two hours.)
Tweet- tweet tweet!
February 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Tweet- tweet tweet!
Sometimes when I wake up I shake my pills like little maracas before I take them
February 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Sometimes when I wake up I shake my pills like little maracas before I take them
Quack. Quack quack
February 13, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Quack. Quack quack