Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.

got one of those "just talk about books nobody wants to hear your politics" dms. buddy i am not on these apps bc i think people want to hear from me. i am here bc a witch cursed my family line long ago and now none of us can shut the fuck up