YESSSS YES YES I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS ONE!!

And on a 100 degree day of all days, I hope the contractors upcharge the fuck out of my landlord for coming out in this heat

Perfect timing, I have to return the copy I borrowed from the library but I'm not ready to stop poring over the illustrations.

I also paid three dollars to have five paragraphs of Lorem Ipsum text sent to the most recent spam number as a voice message, twelve times. Threw in one random "piss" in the middle for the hell of it.

Ideas for future calls:
Stirring macaroni
Canned air directly into the apeaker
Otomatone

Raspberries
Laying on my car horn
Fake crying
Loud sniffing
Gurgling
Seductive swallowing

Seattle is lovely! I have friends who live there and are very happy.

🤝 If you find yourself lookin PNW-ways holler at me and I'll help if I can

I've had this on my mind for a while and I apologize if it's abrupt.....but what are the chances of getting you out of the south