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The Adventures of Butch and Marmalade
07

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To be clear, they'll negotiate extenuating circumstances and yadayada; so it won't put anyone out of business. But it'll lock up *everything* top to bottom because they'll divert their best talent to work overtime to put out the fire. That's delays on top of lost revenue from the calls themselves.

So! Now that the ball is rolling, I'll put some blood in the water. (And I figure this is the best place to put it)

Keep it up for a week, and you ruin middle management's month. But keep it up for a month? That can fuck up tens of millions in contracts and piss off the executives themselves.

Better place to put this:

bsky.app/profile/sait...

Remember the point isn't to make them fix it through the customer support channels. The point is to break their customer support channels, so their executives have to fix it themselves.

This doubles as making executives work for a living btw.

In the USA, it is federal law that they MUST escalate you to a physical supervisor.

They have 3 chances to do so, and if they fail to, start recording.

"As a customer with a complaint, you have refused to escalate my case per US federal law. Escalate me now, or I will call a lawyer."

I made sure to say "I understand that my peers and colleagues have been able to file complaints by phone. I would like to be treated equally to them. If this isn't possible, could you escalate my call to a supervisor who can?"

Also, remember to use those Positive Refusal techniques!!! Every annoying sidestep the telemarketers ever used on you??

USE THEM BACK.

"Yes, I'm a paying customer and I'm happy to be calling to ask for a supervisor. Yes I'd like to be escalated. No I do not consent to holding."

YOUR JOB IS TO DISTRACT AND ANNOY THEM CONTINOUSLY FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE, AND WHEN THAT RUNS INTO A DEAD END, DEMAND TO SPEAK TO THEIR SUPERIOR.

music.youtube.com/watch?v=37af... its always been my body