Bioscotto
@bioscotto.bsky.social
Father, husband 🏳️🌈. Lover of all things theme park. Cruise aficionado. STEM junkie. GIF connoisseur. You know - general nerd 🤓 vibes…
1 day until I’m back at Epic Universe! Here is the entry to my number 1 favorite land - Darkmoor! The vibes and ambience are top notch, Monsters Unchained is my favorite ride, and it has the BEST character interactions! This land captured my imagination and will be my first stop tomorrow!
November 22, 2025 at 10:12 AM
1 day until I’m back at Epic Universe! Here is the entry to my number 1 favorite land - Darkmoor! The vibes and ambience are top notch, Monsters Unchained is my favorite ride, and it has the BEST character interactions! This land captured my imagination and will be my first stop tomorrow!
2 days until I’m back at Epic Universe! I’ve gone back and forth one my numbers 1 and 2 lands so much - but at the moment, here is the entrance to my second favorite land - Isle of Berk! The figures, the dynamism, the coaster! Outstanding! And well deserving of the Thea Award!
November 21, 2025 at 12:09 PM
2 days until I’m back at Epic Universe! I’ve gone back and forth one my numbers 1 and 2 lands so much - but at the moment, here is the entrance to my second favorite land - Isle of Berk! The figures, the dynamism, the coaster! Outstanding! And well deserving of the Thea Award!
3 days until I’m back at Epic Universe! So, here is the portal to my third favorite land of the park (and at this point, we are just splitting hairs), Celestial Park! With my number 2 and 3 favorite rides (Carousel and Racers, respectively), and outstanding atmosphere and restaurants, 🧵
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
3 days until I’m back at Epic Universe! So, here is the portal to my third favorite land of the park (and at this point, we are just splitting hairs), Celestial Park! With my number 2 and 3 favorite rides (Carousel and Racers, respectively), and outstanding atmosphere and restaurants, 🧵
4 days until I’m back at Epic Universe! In celebration, here is the entrance to my fourth favorite land - Wizarding World Ministry of Magic! The detail is amazing, the restaurants outstanding, the current attractions fun…just needs a little more to do - and a bit bland compared to the other portals.
November 19, 2025 at 12:02 PM
4 days until I’m back at Epic Universe! In celebration, here is the entrance to my fourth favorite land - Wizarding World Ministry of Magic! The detail is amazing, the restaurants outstanding, the current attractions fun…just needs a little more to do - and a bit bland compared to the other portals.
5 days until I’m back at Epic Universe! In celebration, here is the entry to my fifth favorite land of the park - Super Nintendo World! Still outstanding - so much kinetic energy and fun rides - but a bit too crowded…with a lot of stairs…so many stairs…lol
November 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
5 days until I’m back at Epic Universe! In celebration, here is the entry to my fifth favorite land of the park - Super Nintendo World! Still outstanding - so much kinetic energy and fun rides - but a bit too crowded…with a lot of stairs…so many stairs…lol
As an anatomy and physiology professor - I could spend hours in this room…maybe I should plan a field trip…. 🤪
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
As an anatomy and physiology professor - I could spend hours in this room…maybe I should plan a field trip…. 🤪
Epic Universe Isle of Berk - there are animated figures all over this land… Just for fun and ambience! Disney would never! Definitely tied for my top land with Darkmoor.
November 17, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Epic Universe Isle of Berk - there are animated figures all over this land… Just for fun and ambience! Disney would never! Definitely tied for my top land with Darkmoor.
So - during Tifilah after Sunday School, about once every few months, they celebrate the kids’ birthdays by having the Rabbi launch prizes with a T-shirt cannon…it’s an adventure for sure…lol
November 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
So - during Tifilah after Sunday School, about once every few months, they celebrate the kids’ birthdays by having the Rabbi launch prizes with a T-shirt cannon…it’s an adventure for sure…lol
Explored some of the hidden side spaces of Stella Nova - workout room, Arcade, and the Meeting Room.
November 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Explored some of the hidden side spaces of Stella Nova - workout room, Arcade, and the Meeting Room.
May you SOAR like Cacoa today…to candy, and beyond!
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
May you SOAR like Cacoa today…to candy, and beyond!
Soon, my love, we shall be together again…
November 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Soon, my love, we shall be together again…
Racin’ with stardust…
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Racin’ with stardust…
Views from the Stella Nova Resort
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Views from the Stella Nova Resort
A little clip at night :) Sound on! THE WHIMSY!!
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
A little clip at night :) Sound on! THE WHIMSY!!
Hot take: Constellation Carousel is my second favorite ride at the park. No, I will not be taking questions. Thank you.
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Hot take: Constellation Carousel is my second favorite ride at the park. No, I will not be taking questions. Thank you.
I might enjoy lighting a bit?
November 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I might enjoy lighting a bit?
Views of Constellation Carousel - Universal’s Epic Universe
November 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Views of Constellation Carousel - Universal’s Epic Universe
Hard agree - this is my phone Home Screen right now in fact!
November 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Hard agree - this is my phone Home Screen right now in fact!
Hard agree - this is my phone Home Screen right now in fact!
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Hard agree - this is my phone Home Screen right now in fact!
Donkey Kong Fun - Universal’s Epic Universe
November 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Donkey Kong Fun - Universal’s Epic Universe
My dearest Captain Cacao - Universal’s Epic Universe
November 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
My dearest Captain Cacao - Universal’s Epic Universe
A little Cirque Arcanus Action - Universal’s Epic Universe
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
A little Cirque Arcanus Action - Universal’s Epic Universe
Much like yesterday, Blue is certainly a dominant color at Epic Universe.
November 5, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Much like yesterday, Blue is certainly a dominant color at Epic Universe.
Hope these wanted Death Eaters don’t show up soon… - Universal’s Epic Universe
November 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Hope these wanted Death Eaters don’t show up soon… - Universal’s Epic Universe