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Baxter
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A Baxter RP blog from Hazbin Hotel. Written by Midz, 21+
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"Mad scientist, bitch! Hahaha!"

- Baxter

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“ 𝘉efore your gods knew
𝙃𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 && 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙢𝙚

, I draw 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 with one
hand
𝐀nd walk the knife-edge
,, of my depth
🌊 ,,
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January 5, 2026 at 8:34 AM
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"... I understand, Boss. Orson and I will check and make sure the system is running smoothly."

>"Right! We have this! I'm already inside the data!"<
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March 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
"I beg your pardon," he huffed a little, waving his hand to get her to stop patting him, "I am perfectly capable of handling anyone's anger towards me. And just who are you?"
"Just a little guy nobody can't get mad at a little guy"

*She said patting his head*
"Little I may be but I have the intelligence of many men."
January 6, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Baxter frowned. It was clear that Vox didn't know but he wouldn't fight with him over it. Just watch the tv head come crawling back to him when Shok.wav was dying, expecting Baxter to fix him.

Which he would, always. He was just that good.
“Well isn’t that the obvious,Baxter.” He shrugged and paced around.
“His health will be fine, I fed him meat later on…”

He said as he rolled his eyes with his screen turned away.
“↯↯ 𝕀 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 ↯↯ what makes him cranky!”
"Of course I do, he is my creation after all and I care about his health," Baxter replied, frowning softly at the implications,

"Please only feed him the meat I grew for him, it has all the nutrition he needs. Besides, you'll upset his stomach and make him cranky."
January 6, 2026 at 3:04 AM
"Mm, yes, if they're hellborns it's fine," he admitted coldly, "Though if your models are sinners they will attempt to reform in Shok.wav's stomach cavity and possibly stick to his stomach lining. Please be careful, for his sake."
“Think I'm partly to blame. He tosses the remains of the models I kill to the dumb shark”

She shrugs. Normally she would be pissed still. But in her current state anger was ill-advised.
"Bioscientist, but yes, close enough," he said with a nod. Perhaps they should be angrier at each other. After all, they had fought but this was Hell and water had to flow under the bridge at some point.

They were stuck in the same world forever, whether they liked it or not.
January 6, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Niffty was a hard worker and he was proud of her. She was a lovely, energetic, go getter woman. So he listened, then shook his head and rubbed the back of his neck.

"That is all quite nice," he replied, "But I was just wondering if maybe you'd... like to go out. With me. For dinner."
Her bug band. Their rat army. Just the fact that he treats her normally.

He has brought her so much joy in such a short span of time. How can she not want to return the favor?

"I'll make time for you. I can even help you hide the body!"
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January 6, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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He walks out in front of her with his laptop, which he sets aside. He clears his throat and presses play on his computer for background music as he began to sing in his best Japanese for her.
January 6, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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January 5, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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I wanted to practice drawing Baxter and Niffty so I could eventually draw shippy stuff for them #hazbinhotel #madmaid
January 5, 2026 at 3:14 PM
"Little I may be but I have the intelligence of many men."
January 5, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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Niffty and Baxter are just so cute in this. 🥹🥹🥹 Their cutest little happy smiles, i'm gonna cry- 🥹😭
January 4, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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Baxter's pet name for Niffty is "nymph" and everyone thinks he's trying to be sexy, but what he's referencing is the nymph stage of the cockroach life cycle.

(Although Niffty does, indeed, think this is sexy)
January 5, 2026 at 12:06 AM
"Bioscientist, but yes, close enough," he said with a nod. Perhaps they should be angrier at each other. After all, they had fought but this was Hell and water had to flow under the bridge at some point.

They were stuck in the same world forever, whether they liked it or not.
She snickered.

“You aren't so bad for a..crazy scientist person.. What was it you did? Something biological right?”

Science wasnt her area. She's more human mental studies

“Either way. Mad scientist. Close enough”
He nods, dropping the topic. He remembered hiding, doing his best to pass. It was nerve wracking and then in the end he'd died in a stupid ship accident.

"Between Val's temper and Vox's ego they need a level head. You're probably the only one who keeps things running around here."
January 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
He nods, dropping the topic. He remembered hiding, doing his best to pass. It was nerve wracking and then in the end he'd died in a stupid ship accident.

"Between Val's temper and Vox's ego they need a level head. You're probably the only one who keeps things running around here."
“Eh. Even in my time, trans folks were treated poorly. Part of why I ran away and became an influencer”

She hums

“I'm the level head. The witch of the Vees”
"People like me have always existed, it's just the term has changed...And we are less likely to be murdered now, but it doesn't matter right now," he shook his head.

"I mean they can't take advantage of you like they can with everyone else. You may have issues with medicine but you
January 4, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
"Of-Of course I do," Baxter said, tearing at his hair a little, "You were my first.... My first..."

He swore, looked away, wiped his eyes under his glasses.

"S-Stupid..."
“You… actually cared?”

He looks down at the piscine demon with disbelief and confusion.
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"There you are you pompous snake!" Baxter exclaimed, hurrying over, "You scared me half to death! What were you thinking?!"

He seemed, really upset, more so then usual. Was he... crying?
January 4, 2026 at 5:53 PM
"People like me have always existed, it's just the term has changed...And we are less likely to be murdered now, but it doesn't matter right now," he shook his head.

"I mean they can't take advantage of you like they can with everyone else. You may have issues with medicine but you
“That doesn't change anything. And your 150? Fuckin’ progressive.”

She blinked a few times.

“Lucky? It’s hell”
January 4, 2026 at 5:51 PM
"I'm trans, my point still stands." Sort of.

"Anyway, you're still lucky. So good luck, hope it goes better for you. Vox has my number."
“Mhm? Yeah well, I’d need a woman teacher.”

She shrugs. “My body is magic. I mean I am a poppet”
"It's a bit more then just biology, but whichever. It's not like I want to be that intimate with you, even as a teacher," he shrugged.

"Either way, I suppose you're lucky in that way. After this whole debacle you're probably the only sane one of the trio."
January 4, 2026 at 5:29 PM
"It's a bit more then just biology, but whichever. It's not like I want to be that intimate with you, even as a teacher," he shrugged.

"Either way, I suppose you're lucky in that way. After this whole debacle you're probably the only sane one of the trio."
“Doubt it. I took biology when I decided to attend class”

She shrugs.

“I dont need to know everything. Especially with a body like mine. I'm probably the only person Immune to Vals pheromones, and Vox's hypnosis. My biology is very weird”
"Only fifty?" he smirked, "Well then, I'm a hundred and forty-two. Perhaps I could teach you a thing or two about it."

He was a bioscientist and he studied everything, including his own body. He was also not some little wallflower. Sure, he didn't sleep around because he actually hated most people,
January 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
"Well it isn't my fault that your people kept misplacing the deliveries," he said, frowning, "You're going to make him sick. Do you know what happens when he actually eats a sinner? It messes with his insides when they try to reform."

"So unless you want him to die you need to be careful. Sir."
"Of course I have; unfortunately that meat of yours ran out months ago, so I decided to make do"
January 4, 2026 at 5:09 PM
"Only fifty?" he smirked, "Well then, I'm a hundred and forty-two. Perhaps I could teach you a thing or two about it."

He was a bioscientist and he studied everything, including his own body. He was also not some little wallflower. Sure, he didn't sleep around because he actually hated most people,
She snickered “Don’t tell me how to-” she couldnt even finish her sentence without laughing.

“Fuckin’ fuck tiny. I know how to do that myself. I'm fifty years old for fucks sake”
His face twisted ever so slightly into disgust, not able to stop imagining it. He understood but it was still gross imagining someone else bleeding like that. Plus Rosie...

He shuttered.

"You can do it easily by just crossing your legs and thinking of something sexually gratifyingly," he said,
January 4, 2026 at 4:26 PM
His face twisted ever so slightly into disgust, not able to stop imagining it. He understood but it was still gross imagining someone else bleeding like that. Plus Rosie...

He shuttered.

"You can do it easily by just crossing your legs and thinking of something sexually gratifyingly," he said,
“Well, that’s very fuckin’ specific. Not sure I wanna get into that while bleedin’. It’s a whole lotta black blood. Heavy flow”

She snickered. Usually, such a comment would bother people. And frankly, she just likes bothering people.

“Tsk. If things get too bad I might just.-
"However, by causing an orgasm, it causes that part of the body to relax, thus stopping the intense cramping for a time. This has no negative effect on the body nor the period cycle."

"So, give it a try if you'd like.... when I'm not here, of course."
January 4, 2026 at 4:08 PM
He's such a neat little guy. <3
January 4, 2026 at 4:03 PM
"I'm not asking if you are," he said primly, adjusting his glasses, and he did ask so he wasn't going to complain about to much information.

"Biologically, the pain from periods results from the uterus cramping to help expel the lining," he lectured,
“You ain't my type tiny.” she snickered before grumbling.

“I’ve Fucked my assistant and my nightstand would certainly say I can.” Was that too much information? She didn't care either way.

“Yes, I can masturbate. My body functions mostly normally.”
No medicine or drugs... well shit.

Baxter paused to think it over, glancing to the heating pad that she was using. Perhaps they could...but no, inventions were Pentious' thing and Baxter didn't want to ask that pompous snake.

He steeped his fingers. Maybe...
January 4, 2026 at 3:56 PM