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matt.
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Corn dog aficionado
November 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Ugh, drawing hands is so hard
April 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
February 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM

Sorry just saw this. What's up?
December 7, 2024 at 3:07 AM
December 5, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Apparently these menstrual taboos still exist
November 30, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Turns out this was a bad idea
November 29, 2024 at 5:05 PM
November 29, 2024 at 12:05 AM
November 28, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Did you guys see that Member of Congress doing
September 16, 2023 at 4:11 PM
Mystery solved
September 3, 2023 at 5:57 PM
I was screen sharing safari over webex in a meeting, opened a new tab and this was on screen for a full 2 seconds
August 3, 2023 at 4:35 AM
Baby: Where the fuck is my stepladder
July 26, 2023 at 2:33 AM
Got my Oppenheimer fit.
July 25, 2023 at 2:52 PM
Ugh Patrick forgot the donuts at the Bluesky elder meetup
July 23, 2023 at 6:01 PM
Oh my god I just remembered this game. What a trip.
July 22, 2023 at 4:57 PM