Meet Kareless Plittz, once a Principal Assistant, now elevated to the grand title of Technical & Scientific Operations Manager.

This isn’t just a promotion, it’s a pattern. Under Kobra, titles grow longer as the systems fall apart.

Prestige on paper, dysfunction in practice.

Meet our next legend of dysfunction:
Szczepan Goodbye, previously a University Security Patroller, now rebranded as Facilities Superintendent.

Only Kobra knows what that means.

Only qualification: unshakable loyalty to Kobra.

Huge thanks to everyone in the department who's reached out with support & shared their concerns. Turns out people trust us more than the current Dept admin gang.

On a stronger note: more former members have joined our coalition.

Now that we’ve introduced Kobra, who should we call out the next Wet Bandit … Shaun the Chunk-bully, department’s self-appointed enforcer, and our very own Watchdog.

Originally hired for maintenance, but somehow now acts like HR, CCTV, and border patrol rolled into one.

As we await the poll winner… let’s talk about Kobra’s hiring strategy.

“LEVERAGE” This one word drives her entire approach to power.

Here’s the playbook:

Now that we’ve introduced Kobra, who should we call out next?

*This is a fully anonymous X poll, you don’t need to follow us to vote, and your identity stays private under X’s own policies.
#CallTheBulliesOut

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🚨 Meet Kobra Withadog, the self-styled queen of the Biochemistry Department 🐍

She didn’t rise by merit, just a mix of intimidation, manipulation, and driving out anyone who dared to question her “rule.” From gaslighting junior staff to isolating experienced professionals.

After circulating our new parody account handles, we want to thank you all for the immense support and for bravely sharing your stories & thanks to whoever anonymously forwarded the email sent by the HoD to all department members in response to our "distressful" communication.

The Wet Bandit wiped out our dept’s talent, replacing pros with pals.
Their captain didn’t just reshape roles, she shattered them to crown her own crew. Brace yourselves… the truth is coming...
#CorruptionUncovered

📢 We’re a coalition of former staff members who saw too much, spoke up against a tyrant administrator and were pushed out.

Follow us and stay tuned to learn how this department has deteriorated over the last few years and how it’s recently getting worse & worse.