@mossworm.bsky.social It's not a fairy shrimp but I hope it adheres to your standards

OMG SUPER FAIR ive had the best day in a week at least so far LOL so id count that as a win!!

when i want to respond with sass but the Coffee Cup of Silence is silencing me

Gomez can barely approach women in the first place that's the first red flag for somebody claiming to be like him

welcome home here u can go to bed forever

I think the only way I could respond to that if I didn't want to get kicked out is "I never thought of it that way"

"Soil quality" is such an imperialistic dogwhistle too, like, the soil quality in the rainforest is perfect for the *rainforest*, they're only calling it "ideal" conditions because it's better for settling for profit

Safe travels!!! nyc misses u already but we also missed u

when I want to engage with some lil sillies but the only place that has them is the perfume department

OMG YAY

boop!

stealing "Cheese Rumblestrutting" for a D&D character name

Games you play at a good time are much quieter, look at phasmo for example

a) When something is wrong that game can show up more often on tags and then improve visibility of the game

b) If you're checking a subreddit, you're usually either stuck, or need validation on an issue you have, so when you see people's opinions they end up more negative

omg yess ur DREAM

i have an appointment thatll fix the problem but having a toof problem start on a friday night is a nightmare for getting an appointment quick

i think the only reason why im functioning at all rn is because im surprisingly good at meditating even when in lots of pain so I've been like micro sleeping for 5 minutes at a time

They're really good with writing jokes of course but I feel like they have an incredible sense of comedic timing that takes it to another level