Giov
@bingusmelaun.bsky.social
This is where I hide all my shitposts
All I want rn is a bathtub and to become soup for a while
February 12, 2026 at 2:01 PM
All I want rn is a bathtub and to become soup for a while
I just wanna hang out with the sillies and the weirdos
February 11, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I just wanna hang out with the sillies and the weirdos
honestly they should make an anime about phd defence
February 11, 2026 at 7:30 PM
honestly they should make an anime about phd defence
got told I'd be the supra marginal gyrus if I was a brain region and I don't know what to think about that xD
February 10, 2026 at 12:19 PM
got told I'd be the supra marginal gyrus if I was a brain region and I don't know what to think about that xD
see you later space cowboy
February 9, 2026 at 3:21 PM
see you later space cowboy
Me: why am I tired?
Also me: still slightly sick and missing 3h of sleep each night
Also me: still slightly sick and missing 3h of sleep each night
February 5, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Me: why am I tired?
Also me: still slightly sick and missing 3h of sleep each night
Also me: still slightly sick and missing 3h of sleep each night
You're either making silly noises with me or I AM MAKING SILLY NOISES AGAINST YOU >:(
February 5, 2026 at 7:54 AM
You're either making silly noises with me or I AM MAKING SILLY NOISES AGAINST YOU >:(
why do I specifically have the thinking its already Wednesday on a Tuesday disease? All other week days are fine???
February 3, 2026 at 11:41 PM
why do I specifically have the thinking its already Wednesday on a Tuesday disease? All other week days are fine???
Shoutout an den Guy der im Supermarkt nach "Sojasause" gefragt hat
February 2, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Shoutout an den Guy der im Supermarkt nach "Sojasause" gefragt hat
honestly somebody better step and match my fucking whimsy soon 🔥
February 2, 2026 at 11:03 AM
honestly somebody better step and match my fucking whimsy soon 🔥
I'm reading between lines you could never even imagine to write
January 31, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I'm reading between lines you could never even imagine to write
There should be a natural law about every train having a girl with a pixie cut
this is getting ridiculous
this is getting ridiculous
January 31, 2026 at 12:18 PM
There should be a natural law about every train having a girl with a pixie cut
this is getting ridiculous
this is getting ridiculous
austin texas disorder
January 31, 2026 at 5:03 AM
austin texas disorder
So you're telling me you'd smash a basil? 🤨
January 24, 2026 at 1:20 PM
So you're telling me you'd smash a basil? 🤨
RIP Aura the Guillotine you would have loved MLG edits
January 24, 2026 at 1:13 PM
RIP Aura the Guillotine you would have loved MLG edits
Beginnings are endings and sooner than you know endings are beginning
January 24, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Beginnings are endings and sooner than you know endings are beginning
Sometimes I forget that I am a decent psychologist too
January 23, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Sometimes I forget that I am a decent psychologist too
and now I am doing a PhD... 😭
January 22, 2026 at 8:32 AM
and now I am doing a PhD... 😭
sometimes you see a way your life could have gone entirely differently if you would have been less clueless in that one situation 6 years ago
January 22, 2026 at 8:32 AM
sometimes you see a way your life could have gone entirely differently if you would have been less clueless in that one situation 6 years ago
was actually popping off too hard yesterday so we needed a tummy ache and depresso crash type filler episode today
January 21, 2026 at 8:21 PM
was actually popping off too hard yesterday so we needed a tummy ache and depresso crash type filler episode today
I think you could pretty accurately read the state of the economy by how high the people who post on linked in seem at a given moment in time
January 21, 2026 at 9:29 AM
I think you could pretty accurately read the state of the economy by how high the people who post on linked in seem at a given moment in time
einziges feature dass ich auf dem neuen ios nutze ist dass mein akku schneller leer geht 😩
January 21, 2026 at 8:14 AM
einziges feature dass ich auf dem neuen ios nutze ist dass mein akku schneller leer geht 😩
Ashen one touch the darkness within me
January 21, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Ashen one touch the darkness within me
wie wärs wenn wir als linke menschen mal weniger cringe oder einfach bessere vibes wieder hätten - nur so als idee
January 20, 2026 at 9:40 PM
wie wärs wenn wir als linke menschen mal weniger cringe oder einfach bessere vibes wieder hätten - nur so als idee