Bingo
@bingo0o.bsky.social
former twitter niche humor micro celebrity
current silly goose
current silly goose
I love when I nicely reject a man and then he goes posting sad text posts on his Snapchat story like I did when I was in middle school
May 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I love when I nicely reject a man and then he goes posting sad text posts on his Snapchat story like I did when I was in middle school
Instagram stop force feeding me my friends likes I don’t need to know how freaky they are
April 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Instagram stop force feeding me my friends likes I don’t need to know how freaky they are
Offering a $5000 dollar baby bonus when it costs $40000+ to have a baby is a wild take
April 24, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Offering a $5000 dollar baby bonus when it costs $40000+ to have a baby is a wild take
I hate that as an artist Spencer Shay is one of my biggest inspirations
April 19, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I hate that as an artist Spencer Shay is one of my biggest inspirations
Katy Perry has to be AI generated
April 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Katy Perry has to be AI generated
Imagine if there was a transfer portal for like art students
April 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Imagine if there was a transfer portal for like art students
Yall think therapy is scary, I referred to my anxiety as “the trickle down economics of anxiety” and my therapist referred to my anxiety as Ronald Regan for the rest of the appointment
March 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Yall think therapy is scary, I referred to my anxiety as “the trickle down economics of anxiety” and my therapist referred to my anxiety as Ronald Regan for the rest of the appointment
The grad students at my school have adopted me im pretty sure because all 3 of the ones I interact with separately made sure I was ok today after a panic attack
March 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The grad students at my school have adopted me im pretty sure because all 3 of the ones I interact with separately made sure I was ok today after a panic attack
Someone just told me I sound like I watched a lot of Jenna marbles in my formative years of life and they’re painfully accurate
March 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Someone just told me I sound like I watched a lot of Jenna marbles in my formative years of life and they’re painfully accurate
Art students are one of my favorite breed of people because my professor today said: mandatory outside sunshine time. And we all walked outside and laid in the grass for 10 min
March 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Art students are one of my favorite breed of people because my professor today said: mandatory outside sunshine time. And we all walked outside and laid in the grass for 10 min
I’d like to thank my high school English teacher. I always called her P Dawg and while at the time I may have hated it. I am glad she gave me the opportunity to read so many “banned” books
March 2, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I’d like to thank my high school English teacher. I always called her P Dawg and while at the time I may have hated it. I am glad she gave me the opportunity to read so many “banned” books
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If I could get into a fist fight with my anxiety I would
February 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
If I could get into a fist fight with my anxiety I would
I bet Donald Trump doesn’t even know what Pangea is
February 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I bet Donald Trump doesn’t even know what Pangea is
Contacted my therapist because the government and the weather are making my depression a lot worse. Reminded that it’s normal to feel this way especially when we are in such unprecedented times. Reach out to your friends and family you never know who’s gonna need it.
February 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Contacted my therapist because the government and the weather are making my depression a lot worse. Reminded that it’s normal to feel this way especially when we are in such unprecedented times. Reach out to your friends and family you never know who’s gonna need it.
What radicalized you? Idk my dad listened to Black Sabbath religiously when I was a kid and was also taught to treat others with kindness, respect, and fairness🤷♀️
January 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
What radicalized you? Idk my dad listened to Black Sabbath religiously when I was a kid and was also taught to treat others with kindness, respect, and fairness🤷♀️
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posting jupiter in uv for ABSOLUTELY no reason…. 🩵💗🤍
January 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
posting jupiter in uv for ABSOLUTELY no reason…. 🩵💗🤍
I have to get a pelvic exam today and I’d rather do that than watch the inauguration
January 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I have to get a pelvic exam today and I’d rather do that than watch the inauguration
Listening to Laufey feeling whimsical as fuck
January 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Listening to Laufey feeling whimsical as fuck
Sometime I like to be optimistic and pretend we’re not in late stage capitalism, then I hear a McDonald’s ad over the store radio in a Walmart
December 31, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Sometime I like to be optimistic and pretend we’re not in late stage capitalism, then I hear a McDonald’s ad over the store radio in a Walmart
Playing laser tag last night and I was separated from the people I was with but all of a sudden this amazingly bossy 10 year old came up to me and yelled “let’s move I’ve got your back you got mine” and she proceeded to lead me through this laser tag battle to victory
December 22, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Playing laser tag last night and I was separated from the people I was with but all of a sudden this amazingly bossy 10 year old came up to me and yelled “let’s move I’ve got your back you got mine” and she proceeded to lead me through this laser tag battle to victory
I can’t wait to have a big girl job so I can get EVERYONE I love Christmas gifts
December 19, 2024 at 3:13 PM
I can’t wait to have a big girl job so I can get EVERYONE I love Christmas gifts
Watching someone you love frantically call around to get the life saving insulin he needs every day because insurance doesn’t cover the identical “name brand” is one of the most infuriating things to witness.
December 14, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Watching someone you love frantically call around to get the life saving insulin he needs every day because insurance doesn’t cover the identical “name brand” is one of the most infuriating things to witness.
Dealing with chronic pain in your 20s is so difficult because I literally just wanna be hot and free but instead I’ve gotta be hot and have sciatica pain.
December 12, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Dealing with chronic pain in your 20s is so difficult because I literally just wanna be hot and free but instead I’ve gotta be hot and have sciatica pain.