bimmer
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software dev • huge nerd • certified shitposter • socialist • car enthusiast • ally
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touching eyebrows with your partner so your eyebrow mites can have a more diverse gene pool
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
touching eyebrows with your partner so your eyebrow mites can have a more diverse gene pool
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my body is a machine that turns unfinished tasks into unfinished tasks
November 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
my body is a machine that turns unfinished tasks into unfinished tasks
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She never had to manage container vulnerabilities
November 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
She never had to manage container vulnerabilities
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I found heaven
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I found heaven
I only 6-7 you platonically
November 22, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I only 6-7 you platonically
I CAST strong beers that keep you awake
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I CAST strong beers that keep you awake
we wish you a merry isthmus
November 22, 2025 at 7:23 AM
we wish you a merry isthmus
I bet none of your shoes have shoelaces
November 22, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I bet none of your shoes have shoelaces
gorilla tape on my titd
November 22, 2025 at 6:38 AM
gorilla tape on my titd
be the baddie you wanna see in the world
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 AM
be the baddie you wanna see in the world
self reminder to play around with webrtc
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
self reminder to play around with webrtc
rpm-ostree rollback --restore-foreskin
November 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
rpm-ostree rollback --restore-foreskin
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Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
https://www.404media.co/elon-musk-could-drink-piss-better-than-any-human-in-history-grok-says/
https://www.404media.co/elon-musk-could-drink-piss-better-than-any-human-in-history-grok-says/
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
https://www.404media.co/elon-musk-could-drink-piss-better-than-any-human-in-history-grok-says/
https://www.404media.co/elon-musk-could-drink-piss-better-than-any-human-in-history-grok-says/
'salt has healing properties' I say to myself as I stuff my face full of fries
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
'salt has healing properties' I say to myself as I stuff my face full of fries
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call me roy g biv because i am visibly on the spectrum
November 21, 2025 at 7:38 AM
call me roy g biv because i am visibly on the spectrum
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November 21, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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it sort of sucks that now we are in an era where no new software fucking works and all changes to working software are to make it not work
November 20, 2025 at 11:49 AM
it sort of sucks that now we are in an era where no new software fucking works and all changes to working software are to make it not work
the work keyboard can have sunburn bacon as a little treat
November 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
the work keyboard can have sunburn bacon as a little treat