Jim Ballard
@bimjallard.bsky.social
I seriously can't believe someone else in the world has my name. Ancom trying not to make EVERYthing political.
Oh, fuck you. Just fuck you, McDonald's. Glad this is the first thing I see entering the store so I know to repent my decision. Fuck you.
September 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Oh, fuck you. Just fuck you, McDonald's. Glad this is the first thing I see entering the store so I know to repent my decision. Fuck you.
One of these cans is $1.89. The other is $2.29. Who wants to guess which is which?
September 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
One of these cans is $1.89. The other is $2.29. Who wants to guess which is which?
I'm guessing a bunch of weirdos will punch each other to death and occasionally FX each other to death
August 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I'm guessing a bunch of weirdos will punch each other to death and occasionally FX each other to death
As opposed to banning teens over 20?
March 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
As opposed to banning teens over 20?
So THAT'S what the saying "my stomach is turning" means
March 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
So THAT'S what the saying "my stomach is turning" means
Hey coffee drinkers: is this a good idea? Is this what you want? Does this not make you shudder the way it does me?
March 21, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Hey coffee drinkers: is this a good idea? Is this what you want? Does this not make you shudder the way it does me?
The sky said trans rights.
February 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The sky said trans rights.
Because I am extremely petty about not wanting Twitter to get traffic, here is a screenshot of a few of her tweets and their Google translations I got off the Hindustan Times. She's apparently on an apology tour right now, so it's hard to find direct, explicit quotes.
January 31, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Because I am extremely petty about not wanting Twitter to get traffic, here is a screenshot of a few of her tweets and their Google translations I got off the Hindustan Times. She's apparently on an apology tour right now, so it's hard to find direct, explicit quotes.
I struggled for a few days wondering what my first post should be.
January 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I struggled for a few days wondering what my first post should be.