What I would wear if I was ever invited to the #MetGala (never forget the RHOSLC Milwaukee in February trip)

When you watch the same show but you’re on different time zones and you just have to sit quietly and wait for your friend to watch, but you know the text is coming.

@kellyjeanmc.bsky.social

Oh Kelly

How do I sever myself from this episode of white lotus?

Cue the Lucius Malfoy wand jokes in 3…2…1… #whitelotus

I am SpongeBob anytime Pedro Pascal does anything. I apologize for nothing.

THE HERON IS EDWARD CULLEN???? Look at Robert Pattinson go. From dead wizard boy to dead teenage vampire to Batman to George Costanza animated heron. Good for that guy. #theboyandtheheron #middaymiyazaki

Hold up. Karoline Leavitt is THIRTEEN years younger than me. Girl cannot possibly be younger than 44??? No way is she 27. Keep spreading those lies, girly. Just like you do as WH Press Sec.

#loveisblind is gaslighting us. these are all the same few people, right???

I’m starting my workday without doing any of my word games to warm up my brain. Full inbox, full calendar, can lose.

I’m trying to buy less shit I don’t need. So I’ve promised myself anytime I see something I want and I’m tempted to buy it, I’ll immediately take that money and either make a small loan payment or throw it into savings. So far so good. #lowbuy2025

I’m at peace. #gladiator2 #thighonthighaction #foreverthighs #thighstotheskies #thighsonthighsonthighs

First post!

Woke up early to fully moisturize and makeup my face for a presentation that ended up being moved to when I’m on a beach and drunk.