Update:

I am both a skilled bargain hunter, and very very weak willed.

I've never used a super8 camera before, but i know how they work, and i rooouuughly know how oldstyle editing works. It'd just need digitizing and syncing up with an audio track. (recorded digitally, fuck analog audio hellscape that it is)

hmm. Something to consider. He says, eyeing up a super8 cam

Mhmmmm. And, fingers crossed, a reality. I don't need to be a person, i just need to be an enormous jiggling pair of massive heavy sagging fuckudders 😇😇

Goddd, yeah i really would. More tit than personhood is the DREAM, honestly.

YEAH RIGHT?? 🥺🥺
Fuck bras, i wanna walk around with my massive fuckbags overflowing a pair of big steel buckets tied to me.

I think that'd be hot :3

Gooood~ ;3
Tho I'll only be satisfied if each fuckhuge cockpleasing udder fills each bucket with pure titflesh, honestly~ 😇😇

My knees at *least*, ideally. These things gotta bring the word 'udders' to mind before any other word ;3

A lotta heft, but nowhere near enough. I ain't gonna be satisfied til these jugs are resting on my knees ;3 😇😳😳
Always happy to have a helping hand or two, these things are small but already so heavy~.

Hell yeah, sure thing :P o7
Honestly though i REALLY hope they're still growing. They're big, but they're not *HUGE* yet, and damn do i want them *HUGE*.

Anyway hi i need bottom surgery so i can bounce on a cute camera nerd's dick while he and i infodump at each other please and thank you.

Literally my entire hierarchy of needs right now. Tell me about how much you love your new lens or recent bargain find while cumming in me thanksssss