You’d think with movies made/based in the eighties a major indicator in FBI profiling for a psychopath/serial killer is playing high school football.
January 19, 2026 at 12:42 AM
You’d think with movies made/based in the eighties a major indicator in FBI profiling for a psychopath/serial killer is playing high school football.
You shouldn’t worry about AI stealing art from artists you should worry about people dismissing artists’ art by calling it AI
January 3, 2026 at 2:27 AM
You shouldn’t worry about AI stealing art from artists you should worry about people dismissing artists’ art by calling it AI
Grammar is important but only context matters when you’re asked to help your uncle jack off a horse.
December 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Grammar is important but only context matters when you’re asked to help your uncle jack off a horse.
AI has got to be the best thing to happen to the internet in a while. “I disagree with that thing I read.” That’s okay, say it was written by ChatGPT! “I don’t like this art.” That’s okay, claim it’s AI slop! It’s so much easier to live in your bubble now.
December 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
AI has got to be the best thing to happen to the internet in a while. “I disagree with that thing I read.” That’s okay, say it was written by ChatGPT! “I don’t like this art.” That’s okay, claim it’s AI slop! It’s so much easier to live in your bubble now.
If I had a dollar for every time Sam didn’t aim his gun when I pushed the aim gun button I’d have enough money to buy Death Stranding 2.
December 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
If I had a dollar for every time Sam didn’t aim his gun when I pushed the aim gun button I’d have enough money to buy Death Stranding 2.
Anaconda walked so Snakes on a Plane could jog.
July 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Anaconda walked so Snakes on a Plane could jog.
I’ll never forget watching The Labyrinth for the first time and being disappointed by how much the entire world exaggerated David Bowie’s bulge.
July 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I’ll never forget watching The Labyrinth for the first time and being disappointed by how much the entire world exaggerated David Bowie’s bulge.
Does anyone have a tally for the number of movies where the plot is, “wouldn’t it be funny if an undesirable went to Harvard?”
July 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Does anyone have a tally for the number of movies where the plot is, “wouldn’t it be funny if an undesirable went to Harvard?”
Is there anyone who hears the word derelict without mentally adding, “my balls?”
July 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Is there anyone who hears the word derelict without mentally adding, “my balls?”
I’m not proud of the satisfaction I get from a solicitor seeing through the front door that I, in fact, am home when no one comes to answer the door.
June 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I’m not proud of the satisfaction I get from a solicitor seeing through the front door that I, in fact, am home when no one comes to answer the door.
I’ve always had a bad sense of humor but now I have two children so I can just excuse it as, “Dad Jokes.”
June 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I’ve always had a bad sense of humor but now I have two children so I can just excuse it as, “Dad Jokes.”
Maybe the Final Destination franchise can’t end until there is 180 confirmed deaths.
June 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Maybe the Final Destination franchise can’t end until there is 180 confirmed deaths.
Michael Jackson was so famous tribes with no access to electricity knows who he was*.
*at this point they link a video of an interview with the tribe explaining how they know Michael Jackson by watching him on TV but that’s less exciting so they hope you don’t click the link and take at face value
*at this point they link a video of an interview with the tribe explaining how they know Michael Jackson by watching him on TV but that’s less exciting so they hope you don’t click the link and take at face value
May 27, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Michael Jackson was so famous tribes with no access to electricity knows who he was*.
*at this point they link a video of an interview with the tribe explaining how they know Michael Jackson by watching him on TV but that’s less exciting so they hope you don’t click the link and take at face value
*at this point they link a video of an interview with the tribe explaining how they know Michael Jackson by watching him on TV but that’s less exciting so they hope you don’t click the link and take at face value
Before Memorial Day it’s after Labor Day; after Memorial Day it’s before Labor Day. I hope this helps with choosing your pants colors, though I never understood why it mattered.
May 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Before Memorial Day it’s after Labor Day; after Memorial Day it’s before Labor Day. I hope this helps with choosing your pants colors, though I never understood why it mattered.
Tik Tok by Ke$ha might be the whitest white girl song to have ever been whited.
May 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Tik Tok by Ke$ha might be the whitest white girl song to have ever been whited.
You don’t need to learn cursive to read cursive - it’s just poorly written print.
April 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
You don’t need to learn cursive to read cursive - it’s just poorly written print.
Star Trek is lauded for its predictions but is assuming computers will get smaller and phones will lose their cords in the mid-sixties really that impressive?
December 22, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Star Trek is lauded for its predictions but is assuming computers will get smaller and phones will lose their cords in the mid-sixties really that impressive?
Watching Buffy for the first time in 2024 is so frustrating because you keep cheering on the death of Angel but you know not only does he live but he gets his own spin-off show.
December 22, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Watching Buffy for the first time in 2024 is so frustrating because you keep cheering on the death of Angel but you know not only does he live but he gets his own spin-off show.
People from New York talk about New York like they’re suffering from Stockholm syndrome.
December 21, 2024 at 5:45 AM
People from New York talk about New York like they’re suffering from Stockholm syndrome.
It should be a crime to have the subtitles option of a movie overlap the subtitles of the actual movie making it harder to follow what’s going on.
December 21, 2024 at 5:44 AM
It should be a crime to have the subtitles option of a movie overlap the subtitles of the actual movie making it harder to follow what’s going on.