Like that cad Tiny Tim says "Happy Trump Derangement Syndrome, everyone!"

Closest thing he has to a spine then.

Alright, alright, alright, alright

I don’t think there’s ever been a forehead worthier of people to softly pelt with sugar packets at random until the person breaks down with “Why is this happening? What is even happening?” than hers, right?

Did you read the novelization? There's a whole bit about Maggie Smith becoming the Dowager of Destiny because her mom was studying dowagers in San Antonio when she was born that could be its own episode of The Young Ones.

Did the same. Hopefully enough people are doing the same for them to feel it.

We sure this isn't a mermaid trying to pass as human with fake feet attached to her tail and she's leaning on the wall cause she can't actually balance on them? I mean, even with those feet, by flipping her fins she wouldn't get too far...

All I'm saying is that Mark Twain loved a good ghost story and would look great posed with Poe ready to solve cases. Also, Ambrose Bierce, a soldier who witnessed some of the worst the Civil War had to offer was known to write a ghost story or two and just straight up vanished, never to resurface...