billyspring
@billyspring.bsky.social
Tumblr: @billysauroktonos | he/they | frequent sleeper, infrequent artist | reluctant Brit | 1991 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 | enjoyer of One Piece 🏴☠️ and Kurosagi Corpse Delivery Service 💀👻👽 | trained in archaeology, but a fan of palaeontology
Our attempts to keep them off the counters are failing
November 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Our attempts to keep them off the counters are failing
Happy birthday Zoro
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Happy birthday Zoro
Ugh, he's so cute it disgusts me and I love him
October 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Ugh, he's so cute it disgusts me and I love him
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
Tigers get their own post
October 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Tigers get their own post
London Zoo!
With an American internet friend of 15 years who I met in person for the first time 😊😊😊😊😊
With an American internet friend of 15 years who I met in person for the first time 😊😊😊😊😊
October 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
London Zoo!
With an American internet friend of 15 years who I met in person for the first time 😊😊😊😊😊
With an American internet friend of 15 years who I met in person for the first time 😊😊😊😊😊
My friend tells me this is a shaggy ink cap, but all I know is that I saw something phallic and had to take a photo
October 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My friend tells me this is a shaggy ink cap, but all I know is that I saw something phallic and had to take a photo
Rylan says "women were pushed into the background" in article that pushes woman into the background
She's only mentioned in the last few paragraphs, what the actual fuckkkkkk
She's only mentioned in the last few paragraphs, what the actual fuckkkkkk
October 13, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Rylan says "women were pushed into the background" in article that pushes woman into the background
She's only mentioned in the last few paragraphs, what the actual fuckkkkkk
She's only mentioned in the last few paragraphs, what the actual fuckkkkkk
So much for bed rest
October 13, 2025 at 5:59 AM
So much for bed rest
I love when Enjin is a proud dad
October 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I love when Enjin is a proud dad
Parsnip (in blue) figured out how to escape the cone. Turnip remains unable to compute anything.
October 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Parsnip (in blue) figured out how to escape the cone. Turnip remains unable to compute anything.
I didn't realise we were sharing our sweet baby voids x
October 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I didn't realise we were sharing our sweet baby voids x
They are very confused 🧡
October 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
They are very confused 🧡
October 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Gachiakuta is Accidental Baby Acquisition for Enjin and Gris but instead of babies they get moody teens
October 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Gachiakuta is Accidental Baby Acquisition for Enjin and Gris but instead of babies they get moody teens
She's trying to get the little charm that's hanging from the lamp shade
October 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
She's trying to get the little charm that's hanging from the lamp shade
oh
I have made a horrible mistake
I have made a horrible mistake
September 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
oh
I have made a horrible mistake
I have made a horrible mistake
These are Casper's pawprints and I'm having them tattooed on me tomorrow so I can cry every time I look at my arms
September 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
These are Casper's pawprints and I'm having them tattooed on me tomorrow so I can cry every time I look at my arms
Also.
This man wants to be dominated. He enthusiastically consents.
This man wants to be dominated. He enthusiastically consents.
September 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Also.
This man wants to be dominated. He enthusiastically consents.
This man wants to be dominated. He enthusiastically consents.
Imagine living in Trumpkins
September 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Imagine living in Trumpkins
1. Right, and what gender will have to record alongside that?
2. You don't need a digital ID to report fucking potholes and missed bins!!! EVERY FUCKING COUNCIL HAS A WAY TO REPORT THESE
2. You don't need a digital ID to report fucking potholes and missed bins!!! EVERY FUCKING COUNCIL HAS A WAY TO REPORT THESE
September 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
1. Right, and what gender will have to record alongside that?
2. You don't need a digital ID to report fucking potholes and missed bins!!! EVERY FUCKING COUNCIL HAS A WAY TO REPORT THESE
2. You don't need a digital ID to report fucking potholes and missed bins!!! EVERY FUCKING COUNCIL HAS A WAY TO REPORT THESE