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Does he not realize that he himself is very fat?
January 17, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Bader would be a great fit for the roster.
January 16, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Also, teams like the Red Sox who print money and cry poor.
January 16, 2026 at 2:07 PM
He's an artist
January 16, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Masshole submits a terrible ballot. Shocking.
January 16, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Draymond is just a weird dude.
January 16, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Transparency is for poor people. Like Kyle Tucker (who is poor compared to MLB owners).
January 16, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Just saw that. Much less than I expected.
January 16, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Nevermind, not much deferred in this deal apparently lol
January 16, 2026 at 4:22 AM
The salary escalation is real, to a point, but also kinda fake (due to the proliferation of deferrals). Gotta be big deferrals in this one.
January 16, 2026 at 4:20 AM
How did Kyle find out about the boarding pass collection? and Why did it offend him so much? are the big questions, really
January 16, 2026 at 4:17 AM
I also think that being really freaking good every year is just good business. Scared money don't make money.
January 16, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Yeah, I don't get fans being upset about their team being hated. If you win a lot, people are going to hate you. They'll hate you even more if you spend big. Just accept it. Winning is the thing! Enjoy it!
January 16, 2026 at 4:08 AM
This is true. However, they should still sign Bo, Bellinger, and Framber.
January 16, 2026 at 3:49 AM
As much as I hate the Dodgers, this is the correct take. Every team can spend. Billionaires crying poor is disgusting.
January 16, 2026 at 3:40 AM
A lot of that is going to be paid out to his kids, but still, yeah it's wild.
January 16, 2026 at 3:25 AM
People don't understand deferrals, including the guys who sign the contracts loaded with them. The agents and the teams sure do though.
January 16, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Both are the bad guys, so sure.
January 16, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Dirty Work. Norm Macdonald was a genius.
January 16, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Tbf that's the only way to guarantee that you don't get shot or abducted.
January 16, 2026 at 12:16 AM
If I were Tucker, I'd be offended and not sign with the Mets.
January 16, 2026 at 12:12 AM
You peacefully protest by keeping your mouth shut and submitting to the horrors.
January 15, 2026 at 12:44 PM
a man says no one is getting out
ALT: a man says no one is getting out
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 12:10 AM
It's entirely possible that they were both Levy guys.
January 11, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Shaw is leaving to join ICE I believe
January 11, 2026 at 3:58 AM