The 'assumptives' (is that even a noun?) can go and do frigging do one ... Same goes for the aspirational snooties who are always looking out for someone to look down on. Pax!

Is your turntable still out of action? :-(

... preferably into watching old episodes of Batman

Little mini health and regulations poster on the wall in the corner somewhere :-)

Take all the big tablets and sleep your noggin off xx Be better soon!

'See me' for grammar blah blah blah

I never tire of that one. Absolutely top notch 'stand up routine' by Lou :-)

He swore like a trooper. Blimey blooming flipping heck and gosh.