Said I'd keep it lighthearted here. I think this still applies.

In service day today so I had to send the bairns to my grandparents until I'm finished work, my son sent me a message with his tablet and now the day has slowed to a halt and I just want to get home 😭

"Sorry can't come out lads, I've got plans tonight."

I think we'll just keep stuff lighthearted here.