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Dr. Evil? No way could that guy get though a doctoral program, not even in Evil Studies!
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Dr. Evil? No way could that guy get though a doctoral program, not even in Evil Studies!
"Instant Gonzales" is my favorite off-brand coffee. Never miss my morning cup while I read the day's briefings.
November 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
"Instant Gonzales" is my favorite off-brand coffee. Never miss my morning cup while I read the day's briefings.
Soon he will respond to your instructions with DELETED!
October 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Soon he will respond to your instructions with DELETED!
I fervently hope a Blue wave does happen -- but I wish Ted Lieu and others would stop confidently assuring everyone it's going to happen. Overconfidence is not our friend here. Please everyone just keep your eye on the ball, work like hell, and support your candidates with your time and efforts.
September 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I fervently hope a Blue wave does happen -- but I wish Ted Lieu and others would stop confidently assuring everyone it's going to happen. Overconfidence is not our friend here. Please everyone just keep your eye on the ball, work like hell, and support your candidates with your time and efforts.
Sorry if this sounded snarky. It wasn't intended that way! If there are birds today with true teeth, I'm really curious to learn more.
July 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Sorry if this sounded snarky. It wasn't intended that way! If there are birds today with true teeth, I'm really curious to learn more.
Hi, Hank! I got curious and did a bit of internet searching, and I can't turn up any modern birds with teeth. What are the rare exceptions you're referring to?
Some birds seem to have ridges or papillae in or around their mouths to help with eating, but those aren't teeth.
Some birds seem to have ridges or papillae in or around their mouths to help with eating, but those aren't teeth.
July 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Hi, Hank! I got curious and did a bit of internet searching, and I can't turn up any modern birds with teeth. What are the rare exceptions you're referring to?
Some birds seem to have ridges or papillae in or around their mouths to help with eating, but those aren't teeth.
Some birds seem to have ridges or papillae in or around their mouths to help with eating, but those aren't teeth.
:-D Took me a second! Especially love the bottle it's next to.
April 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
:-D Took me a second! Especially love the bottle it's next to.
I'd humbly suggest "knucklehead" as another.
February 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I'd humbly suggest "knucklehead" as another.
"Over 10 in print!"
February 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
"Over 10 in print!"
My question is: why are these people not being tossed out by security in the offices where they're commandeering servers, etc.? Just because you work for a government agency doesn't mean your authority supercedes that of other agencies -- it's not as though these people are part of law enforcement.
February 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
My question is: why are these people not being tossed out by security in the offices where they're commandeering servers, etc.? Just because you work for a government agency doesn't mean your authority supercedes that of other agencies -- it's not as though these people are part of law enforcement.
My question is: why are these people not being tossed out by security in the offices where they're commandeering servers, etc.? Just because you work for a government agency doesn't mean your authority supercedes that of other agencies -- it's not as though these people are part of law enforcement.
February 3, 2025 at 2:39 AM
My question is: why are these people not being tossed out by security in the offices where they're commandeering servers, etc.? Just because you work for a government agency doesn't mean your authority supercedes that of other agencies -- it's not as though these people are part of law enforcement.
Maybe it's a charity that makes wigs for balding turkeys.
January 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Maybe it's a charity that makes wigs for balding turkeys.
If you work for a institution that's caving to the demand to eliminate their DEI policies, I hope you have the wherewithal to push back. Your workplace is more effective and competitive because of diversity, not in spite of it.
Tune in next time for more super-obvious rants! 6/6
Tune in next time for more super-obvious rants! 6/6
January 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
If you work for a institution that's caving to the demand to eliminate their DEI policies, I hope you have the wherewithal to push back. Your workplace is more effective and competitive because of diversity, not in spite of it.
Tune in next time for more super-obvious rants! 6/6
Tune in next time for more super-obvious rants! 6/6