Bill Volk
@billvolkgames.bsky.social
I make RPG stuff sometimes.
https://billvolkgames.itch.io/
https://billvolkgames.itch.io/
My current campaign's theme started as "heists" but became "high society thembos who spend more time picking outfits than fighting."
January 10, 2026 at 4:50 AM
My current campaign's theme started as "heists" but became "high society thembos who spend more time picking outfits than fighting."
Sounding like Dimitri and Dedue
January 5, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Sounding like Dimitri and Dedue
Creepstain
His 💚flag is being appreciative of anyone willing to spend time with a supernaturally ugly night creature
Their ❤️flag is inflexibility and readiness to die on the smallest of hills, such as refusing to change out of the hoodie for what's supposed to be a black tie event.
His 💚flag is being appreciative of anyone willing to spend time with a supernaturally ugly night creature
Their ❤️flag is inflexibility and readiness to die on the smallest of hills, such as refusing to change out of the hoodie for what's supposed to be a black tie event.
December 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Creepstain
His 💚flag is being appreciative of anyone willing to spend time with a supernaturally ugly night creature
Their ❤️flag is inflexibility and readiness to die on the smallest of hills, such as refusing to change out of the hoodie for what's supposed to be a black tie event.
His 💚flag is being appreciative of anyone willing to spend time with a supernaturally ugly night creature
Their ❤️flag is inflexibility and readiness to die on the smallest of hills, such as refusing to change out of the hoodie for what's supposed to be a black tie event.
I also love the official age categories for wild boars:
November 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I also love the official age categories for wild boars:
Ain't nothing wrong with that
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Ain't nothing wrong with that
This is actually a great illustration of availability bias. You don't see anyone who's reading at home. If you lack object permanence and can't imagine things that happen where you're not looking, you might assume that all reading takes place in public places where you can see.
November 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This is actually a great illustration of availability bias. You don't see anyone who's reading at home. If you lack object permanence and can't imagine things that happen where you're not looking, you might assume that all reading takes place in public places where you can see.
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October 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The flavor text says "Help sing my songs" in Furbish
October 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The flavor text says "Help sing my songs" in Furbish
Does she like to ride? The boots and jacket seem tailor-made for coursing across the moors on a moody but devoted horse
October 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Does she like to ride? The boots and jacket seem tailor-made for coursing across the moors on a moody but devoted horse
The mechanic in Lorcana that probably creates the funniest stories is that the spells are songs that the characters sing. So you could make Powerline cover any number from any Disney musical.
October 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The mechanic in Lorcana that probably creates the funniest stories is that the spells are songs that the characters sing. So you could make Powerline cover any number from any Disney musical.
Having played Blazing Blade before Blinding Blade, nothing made me more excited than seeing that Merlinus was still here and he's aged like fine wine
October 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Having played Blazing Blade before Blinding Blade, nothing made me more excited than seeing that Merlinus was still here and he's aged like fine wine
This reminds me of the academic paper that claimed that we never learn what Hank Hill's profession is.
October 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
This reminds me of the academic paper that claimed that we never learn what Hank Hill's profession is.
I have good news: this banger of a theme song got a browser fan game that is now preserved for posterity on the Internet Archive. archive.org/details/ps-9...
Perfect Strangers: Nothing's Gonna Stop Me Now : Jason Oda : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Game based on the classic sitcom, originally from http://nothingsgonnastopmenow.com/
archive.org
October 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I have good news: this banger of a theme song got a browser fan game that is now preserved for posterity on the Internet Archive. archive.org/details/ps-9...
Little My said it first but she's off-panel because she's too short
October 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Little My said it first but she's off-panel because she's too short
Swamp Thing has sex by growing a piece of fruit and giving it to you, so this might be one of the few monsters you can have sex with in this zine if the editors don't know that.
October 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Swamp Thing has sex by growing a piece of fruit and giving it to you, so this might be one of the few monsters you can have sex with in this zine if the editors don't know that.
It's endlessly funny that Angron isn't even the angriest primarch who is named for how angry he is. He has feelings, but he doesn't have feelings *about* anything. Perturabo hates you with the kind of hate that can only come from intimate knowledge rather than ignorance. He hates your soul.
September 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
It's endlessly funny that Angron isn't even the angriest primarch who is named for how angry he is. He has feelings, but he doesn't have feelings *about* anything. Perturabo hates you with the kind of hate that can only come from intimate knowledge rather than ignorance. He hates your soul.
Neat. He looks like Reynauld from Darkest Dungeon.
"Many fall in the face of chaos, but not this one. Not today."
"Many fall in the face of chaos, but not this one. Not today."
September 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Neat. He looks like Reynauld from Darkest Dungeon.
"Many fall in the face of chaos, but not this one. Not today."
"Many fall in the face of chaos, but not this one. Not today."
I like the message, but also I like that this sounds like an old-timey mobster making a death threat against birds.
September 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I like the message, but also I like that this sounds like an old-timey mobster making a death threat against birds.
Lovely. I like the tradition of kobolds and other dragonkin having extremely long draconic names but only going by the first syllable.
August 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Lovely. I like the tradition of kobolds and other dragonkin having extremely long draconic names but only going by the first syllable.
The name does, though. English got a lot more Romance language stuff from Old French than from Spanish because of the Norman conquest of England
August 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The name does, though. English got a lot more Romance language stuff from Old French than from Spanish because of the Norman conquest of England
And it comes from the French "le roi" meaning the same thing
August 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
And it comes from the French "le roi" meaning the same thing
My wife has a theory that because his dad and grandpa both start with "El," Roy's full name is Elroy
August 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
My wife has a theory that because his dad and grandpa both start with "El," Roy's full name is Elroy