i've been using the phrase "take a Jackie Chan chance" with friends for several months after hearing this exact thing. they may as well be the lyrics (they are)

THANK YOU that's an insanely nice compliment to get

i was keeping an eye on the price

found one thats fine but im NOT happy about it. 26 bucks spent with frustrating ambivalence

and they made it less racist probably

i don't even want a big beard or anything i just get bored of the style too quickly and wanna change it before it gets anywhere substantial. it is not a true reflection of my essencr

my body is a machine that turns yummy cookies into stupidly good 30 minute rowing distances

NEXT YEAR TOO

tbh i have no clue if its like a Thing thing but i just figure oatmeal already usually uses sweet flavor profiles so why not lean into it further and make a dessert that i can get some extra vitamins and such from while still being appropriately decadent with it ^__^

they're calling me a generational talent