Bill Thorne
@billthorne.bsky.social
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Another night at the fire of my story, telling my tale to the stars...
February 23, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Another night at the fire of my story, telling my tale to the stars...
I've got to say, if there is such a thing as reincarnation, I'd like to come back as my cat. He has the life.
February 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I've got to say, if there is such a thing as reincarnation, I'd like to come back as my cat. He has the life.
For a short month, February sure is taking its sweet time.
February 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
For a short month, February sure is taking its sweet time.
The beginning of every writing day starts with coffee. It is the equivalent of donning my armor and honing my weapons before battle in the olden days.
February 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The beginning of every writing day starts with coffee. It is the equivalent of donning my armor and honing my weapons before battle in the olden days.
I remember when I first heard people skip prologues, my initial reaction was disbelief. I still don't understand it.
It's like me saying, "Oh, I never watch the first ten minutes of a movie."
It's like me saying, "Oh, I never watch the first ten minutes of a movie."
February 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I remember when I first heard people skip prologues, my initial reaction was disbelief. I still don't understand it.
It's like me saying, "Oh, I never watch the first ten minutes of a movie."
It's like me saying, "Oh, I never watch the first ten minutes of a movie."
I don’t do it that often, but I like writing in the quiet hours of the night. Everyone is asleep, even my cat, and it’s almost like I’m all alone in another world. Just me and these characters…
February 20, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I don’t do it that often, but I like writing in the quiet hours of the night. Everyone is asleep, even my cat, and it’s almost like I’m all alone in another world. Just me and these characters…
Awesome news everybody! I just received a DM from a lady who will “elevait yur book 2 new hites!”
It was nice knowing you all! I’m on my way to super stardom!!!
It was nice knowing you all! I’m on my way to super stardom!!!
February 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Awesome news everybody! I just received a DM from a lady who will “elevait yur book 2 new hites!”
It was nice knowing you all! I’m on my way to super stardom!!!
It was nice knowing you all! I’m on my way to super stardom!!!
If there’s one thing my cat cannot abide, it’s me getting some undisturbed sleep at night.
February 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If there’s one thing my cat cannot abide, it’s me getting some undisturbed sleep at night.
Writing is such a strange thing. One day I’m on fire with the heat of my story. The next, I’m a pile of wet smoldering ashes.
February 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Writing is such a strange thing. One day I’m on fire with the heat of my story. The next, I’m a pile of wet smoldering ashes.
I hate when characters in books and movies make really stupid decisions.
Me: answering the DM from ExiledNigerianPrince
Me: answering the DM from ExiledNigerianPrince
February 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I hate when characters in books and movies make really stupid decisions.
Me: answering the DM from ExiledNigerianPrince
Me: answering the DM from ExiledNigerianPrince
I may pay the mortgage but my cat owns the house. God forbid I should close a door without his permission.
February 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I may pay the mortgage but my cat owns the house. God forbid I should close a door without his permission.
In my personal life story, my cat switches from faithful companion to evil antagonist with frightening ease and regularity.
February 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
In my personal life story, my cat switches from faithful companion to evil antagonist with frightening ease and regularity.
I wish there was a couch sitting contest. I feel like I could win that.
February 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I wish there was a couch sitting contest. I feel like I could win that.
America has become the Florida of the world.
February 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
America has become the Florida of the world.
I am also shielded by headphones to defend me from any assaults upon my productivity.
February 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I am also shielded by headphones to defend me from any assaults upon my productivity.
I have armed myself with piping hot coffee and am now ready to tackle this chapter.
February 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I have armed myself with piping hot coffee and am now ready to tackle this chapter.
I’m pretty sure I have an evil twin out in the world somewhere and he’s responsible for at least half of my problems.
February 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I’m pretty sure I have an evil twin out in the world somewhere and he’s responsible for at least half of my problems.
My cat typed a sentence on my laptop today.
February 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
My cat typed a sentence on my laptop today.
I don't know why they don't make it a law that anything created with AI has to have notice stating so. Like a warning label. Let the buyer then decide if they want it. Trying to pass it off on people unseen is an act of bad faith, like slipping bad ingredients into your meal.
February 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I don't know why they don't make it a law that anything created with AI has to have notice stating so. Like a warning label. Let the buyer then decide if they want it. Trying to pass it off on people unseen is an act of bad faith, like slipping bad ingredients into your meal.
Valentine’s Day is supposed to be descended from a Roman festival of drunken sex. Enjoy!
February 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Valentine’s Day is supposed to be descended from a Roman festival of drunken sex. Enjoy!
I don't know if you know this, but in England, to 'trump' means to 'fart'.
February 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I don't know if you know this, but in England, to 'trump' means to 'fart'.
You think you people have it bad. My print screen key is right next to my delete key. So yeah, I'm dealing with that 100+ times today.
February 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
You think you people have it bad. My print screen key is right next to my delete key. So yeah, I'm dealing with that 100+ times today.