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I keep seeing kids in their late teens and early 20s romanticize the year 2016. “It’s 2016 and you’re listening to this song…”

Guys, nobody liked 2016. Until 2020, it was considered one of the worst years anyone had ever seen. Everyone cool died. It was fucking miserable. Stop it.
September 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Daily red panda
April 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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April 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I'm surprised I'm not murder hoboing for cigarettes right now.
April 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Is all medical marijuana the same wherever I go. It should be.
April 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM
@demonmama.com how long until the mercury storms. Hit SLC,UT?
April 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The last thought going through my mind, puts me in a violent remind, as we start to unwind, as toki eclipses us out of all existences with ever extending chainsaw clot.
April 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Told Donald Trump on Twitter to eat a curb like this one
April 9, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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April 6, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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When you finally negatively impact the lives of apolitical gamers.
April 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Just got out of the hospital anyone want to invest in my beverage business?
March 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Please give us a boost ❤️
March 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Homeless kind of wish I hadn't quit looking for work
March 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I want to be a horror story the rich tell their fucking kids. I want the powerful to crumble to their knees in terror Everytime my name leaves their fucking lips.
February 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I like how my nephew opens a cut melon mix, picks out nothing but watermelon pieces, has a couple of bites and then leaves the rest on the counter for the roaches to eat.
February 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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February 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Raw pet food has NO health benefits for your pets.

Separate from H5N1 risks, it can be contaminated with a myriad of other disease-causing pathogens.

Raw pet foods are frequently nutrient-deficient, and raw food companies do not have appropriate quality control.

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February 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Why am I just so bitter and jaded. Is that who I am now fat, mad, bitter and jaded man.
February 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Why the fuck isn't Calvin Tankman on BlueSky?
February 8, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Truth social errored out my ability to tag people on posts. They must not like what I am saying. Huh?!
February 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
February 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
What do you get?
February 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
MTG looks like an unwrapped Mummy from Mummies Alive!
January 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
My view of how I perceive god if they exist. It was careful in its judgment and nuanced.
January 30, 2025 at 11:28 AM