Bill Nash
@billnash.com
Photographer, technologist.
"Knowledge without mileage equals bullshit." - Henry Rollins
You can see some of my work on my website, https://billnash.com
"Knowledge without mileage equals bullshit." - Henry Rollins
You can see some of my work on my website, https://billnash.com
Waffle House is technically teppan yaki.
November 3, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Waffle House is technically teppan yaki.
"The new Tinkerbell looks like Caillou."
"For a moment, I was hoping you were mispronouncing kaiju, and were getting Pacific Rim-scale Tinkerbell, and a giant robot would have to fight her."
"For a moment, I was hoping you were mispronouncing kaiju, and were getting Pacific Rim-scale Tinkerbell, and a giant robot would have to fight her."
September 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"The new Tinkerbell looks like Caillou."
"For a moment, I was hoping you were mispronouncing kaiju, and were getting Pacific Rim-scale Tinkerbell, and a giant robot would have to fight her."
"For a moment, I was hoping you were mispronouncing kaiju, and were getting Pacific Rim-scale Tinkerbell, and a giant robot would have to fight her."
“The toilet always looks surprised but this time I think it meant it.”
August 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
“The toilet always looks surprised but this time I think it meant it.”
"How are you handling Trump's second term?"
"It's like Poseidon's Kiss but in a Porta-Potty."
"It's like Poseidon's Kiss but in a Porta-Potty."
July 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
"How are you handling Trump's second term?"
"It's like Poseidon's Kiss but in a Porta-Potty."
"It's like Poseidon's Kiss but in a Porta-Potty."
I was scrolling reels on my phone and an NdGT video about wormholes came on and I closed the app and hit the power button but it kept explaining wormholes to me and that's probably the most NdGT thing so far.
July 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I was scrolling reels on my phone and an NdGT video about wormholes came on and I closed the app and hit the power button but it kept explaining wormholes to me and that's probably the most NdGT thing so far.
"I prefer to spend my time near bodies of water."
*slaps belly* "That's 60% water, right here."
*slaps belly* "That's 60% water, right here."
July 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
"I prefer to spend my time near bodies of water."
*slaps belly* "That's 60% water, right here."
*slaps belly* "That's 60% water, right here."
could you imagine how mad a fae changling would be, swapped out of the fae realm for a human being, only to be stuck with bills and taxes.
... I think understand Bjork now.
... I think understand Bjork now.
July 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
could you imagine how mad a fae changling would be, swapped out of the fae realm for a human being, only to be stuck with bills and taxes.
... I think understand Bjork now.
... I think understand Bjork now.
"I'm sorry, I know what you said, and I know I seem distracted now, but I'm stuck on why you'd want a bowl of Eminems."
June 3, 2025 at 12:02 PM
"I'm sorry, I know what you said, and I know I seem distracted now, but I'm stuck on why you'd want a bowl of Eminems."
How I'm handling all trouble tickets, from now on:
"this can be resolved, btw."
'can be resolved? as in we can close the ticket because the work is done?'
"yes, unless you want me to make up other reasons."
'was it handled by the upgrade?'
"no, it was handled by a burly man in the forest."
"this can be resolved, btw."
'can be resolved? as in we can close the ticket because the work is done?'
"yes, unless you want me to make up other reasons."
'was it handled by the upgrade?'
"no, it was handled by a burly man in the forest."
June 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
How I'm handling all trouble tickets, from now on:
"this can be resolved, btw."
'can be resolved? as in we can close the ticket because the work is done?'
"yes, unless you want me to make up other reasons."
'was it handled by the upgrade?'
"no, it was handled by a burly man in the forest."
"this can be resolved, btw."
'can be resolved? as in we can close the ticket because the work is done?'
"yes, unless you want me to make up other reasons."
'was it handled by the upgrade?'
"no, it was handled by a burly man in the forest."
Never a dull moment with these two.
May 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Never a dull moment with these two.
I kinda wish traffic worked the way it looks on the Grubhub delivery tracking, like my driver is in a monster truck and just Johnny Knoxville'd six neighborhoods to bring my breakfast.
May 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I kinda wish traffic worked the way it looks on the Grubhub delivery tracking, like my driver is in a monster truck and just Johnny Knoxville'd six neighborhoods to bring my breakfast.
Some people call them intrusive thoughts, I call them risky conversation starters
May 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Some people call them intrusive thoughts, I call them risky conversation starters
"If a spider wore pants.. would it wear them on all legs or just the back four?"
"look, not all pants are equal. if a spider has JNCOs you know you won't share as many interests as if it had skinny j's."
"... how much weed did you eat."
"look, not all pants are equal. if a spider has JNCOs you know you won't share as many interests as if it had skinny j's."
"... how much weed did you eat."
April 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
"If a spider wore pants.. would it wear them on all legs or just the back four?"
"look, not all pants are equal. if a spider has JNCOs you know you won't share as many interests as if it had skinny j's."
"... how much weed did you eat."
"look, not all pants are equal. if a spider has JNCOs you know you won't share as many interests as if it had skinny j's."
"... how much weed did you eat."
Supernatural was 15 years of ultimately the entire universe banding together to stop Dean from banging absolutely everything.
March 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Supernatural was 15 years of ultimately the entire universe banding together to stop Dean from banging absolutely everything.
'Are shivers the same as goosebumps?'
'Goosebumps are the spider eggs being startled by the shiver.'
'Goosebumps are the spider eggs being startled by the shiver.'
March 16, 2025 at 5:23 AM
'Are shivers the same as goosebumps?'
'Goosebumps are the spider eggs being startled by the shiver.'
'Goosebumps are the spider eggs being startled by the shiver.'
Early morning snow on the hoodoos of Bryce Canyon.
March 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Early morning snow on the hoodoos of Bryce Canyon.
In Mexican Hat for that last annular eclipse. The campers below came back from a walk, and one asks her partner if it's beer o' clock yet. I cupped my hands and boomed down the hill, 'the answer to that question is always "yes."' She says, 'there you go, voice from the heavens says yes.'
March 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
In Mexican Hat for that last annular eclipse. The campers below came back from a walk, and one asks her partner if it's beer o' clock yet. I cupped my hands and boomed down the hill, 'the answer to that question is always "yes."' She says, 'there you go, voice from the heavens says yes.'
I love when I order grubhub, and the delivery map doesn't update right, so the tracker just shows the driver going full monster truck across neighborhoods in order to bring me my sushi.
That's service.
That's service.
February 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I love when I order grubhub, and the delivery map doesn't update right, so the tracker just shows the driver going full monster truck across neighborhoods in order to bring me my sushi.
That's service.
That's service.
'My neighbor has a rooster, I hate it.'
"I have a young hen that thinks she's a rooster."
'Are you sure it's a hen? Are they difficult to sex at that age?'
"I'd imagine they're difficult to sex at any age."
"I have a young hen that thinks she's a rooster."
'Are you sure it's a hen? Are they difficult to sex at that age?'
"I'd imagine they're difficult to sex at any age."
February 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
'My neighbor has a rooster, I hate it.'
"I have a young hen that thinks she's a rooster."
'Are you sure it's a hen? Are they difficult to sex at that age?'
"I'd imagine they're difficult to sex at any age."
"I have a young hen that thinks she's a rooster."
'Are you sure it's a hen? Are they difficult to sex at that age?'
"I'd imagine they're difficult to sex at any age."
Every Wal-Mart is a dance party if you can operate the TVs fast enough.
January 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Every Wal-Mart is a dance party if you can operate the TVs fast enough.
Can someone please get Mike Rowe on the phone.
a functioning opposition party that represented the working class could spike this photo in the end zone basically forever
January 21, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Can someone please get Mike Rowe on the phone.