Me: ??
DTW: YOU CAME FROM AMSTERDAM, WHERE ARE THE DRUGS
Me: Look, I just got off an 8-hr flight. I have to make my connection to rural WI to deliver a stupid consulting project to a shitty client in a snowstorm. I hate my life
DTW: YOU DEFINITELY HAVE DRUGS, STEP THIS WAY
Me: ??
DTW: YOU CAME FROM AMSTERDAM, WHERE ARE THE DRUGS
Me: Look, I just got off an 8-hr flight. I have to make my connection to rural WI to deliver a stupid consulting project to a shitty client in a snowstorm. I hate my life
DTW: YOU DEFINITELY HAVE DRUGS, STEP THIS WAY