I'm Forever Blowing Bubba's

I had an Uncrustable while waiting at the vet. Not recommended.

Fiona (tortie) and Hillary (Calico).

That orange thing never schedules events before 11 AM because he needs all that time to arrange his hair into a weird helmet and make sure it's all glued down, and he needs time to spray his face orange and never blend the sides, and put on the same shit-filled blue suit/red tie every day.

This is the picture that comes up when you look up "douchenozzle" in the dictionary.

I also just realized they appropriate the Beatles' font for their name.