The computer has read every book and knows them all by touch...

Or it's the special near field communication sticker inside the cover, like people have said

It's a Dread Pirate Roberts situation. The previous Phil is actually called Ryan and living like a king in Patagonia

also if you see a website about a “strike” or other large-scale protest, and they ask you to “sign up” by giving your personal information, DO NOT GIVE THEM YOUR INFORMATION! they are almost certainly honeypots! and any that might not be can easily be compromised!

Pikachu is shocked. Shocked!
...well, not that shocked.

Centrists: oh that must be after Adolph Andersen, the chess we've all definitely heard of before now.

That last comment... huge yikes

I think I understand that. You're in or you're out, right?

People (mostly cis, but not all, sadly) need to stop acting like it's a privilege they can withdraw on a whim

Ally is the one thing you can't self ID as.

Yep. Business and personal, which is a bit inconvenient.

I was able to shut down comments eventually, but a few losers did get through.

Taking a page from Arsene Wenger's book then.

Of course.

Except trump isn't smooth and he hasn't touched her for years

Travelling the world with my nephews searching for treasure while shooting my enemies with a plunger.

Mine came with original sonic. Still have it under the tv

Don't get me wrong, I think there's a place for ai in the world (well away from the arts), but I don't trust the government not to screw it up