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🔞 the van1lla_v1lla1n of olde. in a number of fandoms half dormantly. weak & weird; they; 32. https://billie-budd.carrd.co/
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billiebudd.bsky.social
herein lies one of the sexiest vampire characters of all time imho
Cover of Buffalo Hunter Hunter by Stephen Graham Jones
October 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
billiebudd.bsky.social
I just got this email from the deeply conservative Christian school I attended growing up and I feel I have the opportunity to do something so fucking funny
I am the Director of Alumni Engagement at ———. We are reaching out to as many alumni as possible to update our records. If you have a minute, would you mind answering a few questions? 1. Where did you attend college, and what is your degree? 2. What is a good phone number for you? 3. Where do you work, and what is your role? 4. What did ——— do well when you attended here?
October 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
billiebudd.bsky.social
😔
Adam Driver on Jarmusch, 'Star Wars' and putting filmmakers first In an interview with The Associated Press, Adam Driver says he developed a Kylo Ren "Star Wars" movie that would have been directed by Steven Soderbergh.
October 21, 2025 at 5:24 AM
billiebudd.bsky.social
and of course by “scribble little marks” I mean that most arcane of arts
Chart of proofreaders marks with definitions
October 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
billiebudd.bsky.social
And the way I spotted this book on bookshop days after finalizing that tattoo appointment… Fate (swooning over this book so far)
Cover of Hungerstone by Kat Dunn, featuring a goblin-less variation of The Nightmare
October 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
billiebudd.bsky.social
HAVE I MENTIONED what i'm getting as a tattoo next week
"the nightmare" by fuseli
October 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
billiebudd.bsky.social
Mr Hickey peeking up from belowdecks
May 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
billiebudd.bsky.social
George Michael continuing in John Irving’s extra-muralizing footsteps
On 23 July 2006, Michael was again accused of engaging in anonymous public sex, this time at London's Hampstead Heath. Michael stated that his cruising for anonymous sex was not an issue in his relationship with partner Kenny Goss.
December 23, 2024 at 3:51 AM
billiebudd.bsky.social
been fucking up my legs and feet to give my hands and wrists a break (although slipping on ice multiple times and catching myself on my hands does not, it turns out, do the wrists any favors 🥲)
A flowing creek with snow on the banks, viewed from a wooden footbridge Burned trees towering over a hillside crisscrossed with deadfall Ice crystals formed like fungi on a log view down a grassy hillside and canyon, in the distance a line of dark mountains and another line of snow topped mountains behind them
December 21, 2024 at 2:03 AM
billiebudd.bsky.social
i'm. um
emma d'arcy & tobias menzies on a stage set--he's kneeling in front of them and they're clasping his jaw and putting their thumb in his mouth
December 15, 2024 at 11:23 PM
billiebudd.bsky.social
ok I’m actually feeling a little bit insane about Dementus’s bustier and fucking. babydoll dress cape thing
Behind the scenes photo of Dementus (Mad Max) in his act 1 costume—scraggly brown beard, leather bustier thing. White straps crossed at the chest with teddy bear attached at the center. Billowing balloonish white hooded cape
December 14, 2024 at 6:02 PM
billiebudd.bsky.social
WHAT do you mean. this is a rarepair??
6 Works in Dementus/Furiosa (Mad Max)
December 14, 2024 at 7:21 AM
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women who write slash, heed not the haters who call it fetishizing to sublimate your gender to a character’s for thirst purposes. you follow in the footsteps of our father in eroticism Walt Whitman.
The poet, Walt Whitman, wrote here in the person of "Walt Whit-man": a man who identifies with a woman who desires a man —well, actually, twenty-eight naked young men. (If we count the writer Walt Whitman, his narrator "Walt Whitman," the woman, and one reader, there are actually thirty-two participants in this orgy.) For Whitman, lust was democratic and equalitarian, the province of women as well as men-a daring, courageous breach of the age's genteel ideal of the "pure," asexual true woman. Portraying this woman's erotic desire for men, Whitman hid behind her back, in effect. Whitman here identified with and transposed himself into a woman in order to express his own erotic feelings for men. Posing as women, metaphorically or literally, was one way that some [page ends mid-sentence]
December 6, 2024 at 2:03 PM
billiebudd.bsky.social
new chapter posted for "seven loves & seven sighs," my rhaenicent canonverse boarding school au!

the "eventual sexual content" tag has been removed 😇

read from the beginning: archiveofourown.org/works/589394...

read the update: archiveofourown.org/works/589394...
two teenage girls stand in a medieval-inspired fantasy castle room, foreheads together, holding hands seven loves and seven sighs by van1lla_v1lla1n Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV) Explicit F/F Work in Progress 01 Dec 2024 Tags Underage Sex, Alicent Hightower/Rhaenyra Targaryen, Alicent Hightower, Rhaenyra Targaryen, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Grief, Coming of Age, Religious Conflict, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, background Rhaenyra/Daemon - Freeform, sexual awakening, Boarding School, Eroticism and sensuality, background Alicent/Viserys, Internalized Homophobia, Roommates, Bathing/Washing, Menstruation, Blood, Dry Humping, Sharing a Bed, Alcohol Summary Months after Queen Aemma's death, King Viserys sends sixteen-year-old Rhaenyra to a sept school for a term. He insists the school will prepare her to rule, instilling in her the values of their people’s religion, as well as courtly etiquette. She agrees—on the condition that Alicent may accompany her. Alicent has never dreamed of such freedom. But as her affections for her friend begin to change in ways she doesn't understand, she finds herself in all manner of conflict. Language: English Words: 13,929 Chapters: 5/7 Comments: 27 Bookmarks: 21
December 3, 2024 at 4:47 PM
billiebudd.bsky.social
TERROR BINGO CARD ACQUIRED

she’s so perfect.. look at her. we’re going to become such good friends
THE TERROR BINGO [prompt squares] Urethral Play "Fear tells me something else." Soul "The first sunrise of the year." Icicle Half Chub A great reward Service Top Apparition When Hope Prevails “Explorers are made of hope.” Sir John Franklin Book Erotic electrostimulation Cage
December 1, 2024 at 8:24 PM
billiebudd.bsky.social
my wife trying to sleuth out the characters involved in my Gladiator threesome fic lol
Text exchange (Wife) Pedro Cause you like him And I literally don't remember any other characters (Me) 😂 (Wife) Other than Denzel, protag, mom, and the little fuck emperors Fuck emperors??? God dammit bill (Me) 😂😂😂
December 1, 2024 at 4:02 AM
billiebudd.bsky.social
was feeling surgery prep stressed (yes I still have more than a month lol) so I made soups for the freezer: carrot peanut (vaguely Thai ish), herby pea & ginger (made up in the moment & could not recreate if I tried), and coming in #1 for most beautiful (/s): the humble potato
Ten unlidded jars of soup lined up on a kitchen counter: four orange, four green, two beige
November 30, 2024 at 9:55 PM
billiebudd.bsky.social
ever since i was a little girl i always knew i wanted to be a little guy
picrew in yellow, brown, and purple tones of a cartoony grumpy little guy in a hoodie and shorts sitting on the ground with a matching-colored cat
November 30, 2024 at 1:57 AM
billiebudd.bsky.social
"escape"

a comic! village outcast meets a gentle monster in the woods...

archiveofourown.org/works/60306499
Escape by Anonymous for van1lla_v1lla1n Fandoms: Original Work Explicit No Archive Warnings Apply F/F Complete Work 29 Nov 2024 Tags No Archive Warnings Apply, Original Female Character(s)/Original Female Character(s), Gift Work, Art, Comic, Xenophilia, Oral Sex, Monsterfuking, weird girls being in love))), historically inspired fantasy, at least somewhat lol, vaguely traditional clothing Summary For the 'Village Outcast/The Creature of the Woods (F/F)' prompt. Language: English Words: 0 Chapters: 1/1
November 29, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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"I couldn't help it, yes, I let it get in"

sexual awakening for the preacher's daughter :)))

archiveofourown.org/works/59920432
I couldn't help it, yes, I let it get in by Anonymous for van1lla_v1lla1n Fandoms: Original Work Explicit No Archive Warnings Apply F/F Complete Work 28 Nov 2024 Tags No Archive Warnings Apply, Original Female Character(s)/Original Female Character(s), Lillian Lynn (OC), Clementine Hardaway (OC), Original Female Character(s), Religious Imagery & Symbolism, Religious GuiltSmut, Blasphemy, Vaginal Fingering, Old West Summary Preacher's daughter Clementine Hardaway has a fascination with the local madam of the Silver Dollar Saloon. What happens when that fascination brings them together under the cold light of the moon? Language: English Words: 2,964 Chapters: 1/1 historical photo of a young women with curly shoulder-length hair in an extravagant Old West style dress and hat--covered in bows, frills, and feathers. She's holding a little glass of wine to her mouth and smiling mischeviously. (portrait of "Klondike Kate" Rockwell)
November 29, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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"Undone"

Alicent/Criston Cole mutual pining !!!

archiveofourown.org/works/60312175
Undone by Anonymous for van1lla_v1lla1n Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV) Teen And Up Audiences No Archive Warnings Apply F/M Complete Work 28 Nov 2024 Tags No Archive Warnings Apply, Criston Cole/Alicent Hightower, Alicent Hightower, Criston Cole, Pining, Mutual Pining, Sexual Tension, First Kiss, Missing Scene Summary Alicent and Criston's first kiss. Language: English Words: 2,043 Chapters: 1/1 Alicent adjusting Criston Cole's cape
November 29, 2024 at 6:20 PM
billiebudd.bsky.social
"Meeting Miss Kitty"

main ship: woman sex worker in a frontier town/daughter of the local preacher

spoiler alert the preacher is NOT the good guy (cw noncon, incest, corrupt religious figures)

archiveofourown.org/works/60462010
Meeting Miss Kitty by Anonymous for van1lla_v1lla1n Fandoms: Original Work Explicit Rape/Non-Con, Underage Sex F/F, F/M Complete Work 10 Nov 2024 Tags Rape/Non-Con, Underage Sex, Woman Sex Worker in a Frontier Town/Daughter of the Local Preacher, Woman Sex Worker in a Frontier Town/Male Customers, Frontier Town Preacher/Daughter of Preacher, Frontier Town Preacher/His Maidservant, Woman Sex Worker in a Frontier Town, Daughter of Frontier Town Preacher, Frontier Town Preacher, Maidservant of Frontier Town Preacher, Original Male Character(s), Original Female Character(s), Wild West, Prostitution, Religion, Ethics, Hypocrisy, Sexual Inexperience, Corporal Punishment, Attempted Rape/Non-Con, Dubious Consent,Women's Rights, Hero Worship, Betrayal Summary As Pru was making her way to church she saw a stranger. Pru gazed in awe at her finery. She was near the fanciest lady Pru had ever seen. Language: English Words: 6,657 Chapters: 1/1 historical photo of a woman in fringed western attire pointing a gun at a man in costume (promotional photo of Annie Oakley)
November 29, 2024 at 6:20 PM
billiebudd.bsky.social
"brimstone"

say it with me: GARGOYLE. WIFE.

archiveofourown.org/works/59811064
brimstone by Anonymous for van1lla_v1lla1n Fandoms: Original Work Mature No Archive Warnings Apply F/F Complete Work 29 Nov 2024 Tags No Archive Warnings Apply, Original Female Character(s)/Original Female Character(s), Village Outcast/The Creature of the Woods, Original Female Character(s)Original Monster Character(s), Past Child Abuse, Blood and Violence Summary Perhaps she had been born under a bad omen, and it was truly her destiny to go and fulfill it. Language: English Words: 2,019 Chapters: 1/1 stock photo of a run-down cabin with sheep on the porch
November 29, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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"Bless Our Home"

cross-stitch pattern for wall art found in the home of the village outcast and her monster wife!!

archiveofourown.org/works/60392635
Bless Our Home by Anonymous for van1lla_v1lla1n Fandoms: Original Work General Audiences No Archive Warnings Apply F/F Complete Work 07 Nov 2024 Tags No Archive Warnings Apply, Village Outcast/The Creature of the Woods, Original Female Character/Original Female Character, Original Female Character, Cross Stitch Pattern Summary A wall piece for the cottage of Agnes and her wife the Dark Mistress of the Forest.
November 29, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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SpongeBob fish guy kneeling on the floor, head down, fist raised
November 29, 2024 at 1:09 AM