the judge did so multiple times:

certainly a newsworthy ruling but it feels really weird to *omit entirely* that the judge very explicitly distinguished the case from the generative AI copyright cases...
bsky.app/profile/wire...

you suddenly awaken in your bed, drenched in sweat.

thank god, you think: it was all just a nightmare.

you aren't actually a BigLaw associate tasked with deposing John McEnroe.

NEW: Jay-Z has issued a blistering statement denying the rape allegations leveled against him in a lawsuit tonight. He calls them a “blackmail attempt” filed by a “fraud” lawyer. Full statement:

my (extremely condensed) thoughts on Drake v. UMG (and Kendrick)...

i write about music lawsuits all day every day and the idea that Drake would actually hire lawyers and sue over a diss track was genuinely unimaginable to me. "nah, won't happen." lol.
from may:

ok lots more wild details in our story now. go read it.

don't miss this absolutely bonkers part, alleging that UMG paid Apple to make Siri incorrectly play "Not Like Us" when people asked for "Certified Lover Boy" 👀

There's been a ton of weird reporting on this today, claiming a new lawsuit was filed. In reality, AEG filed the case way back in 2020, but it was delayed for years by that little criminal matter down in the Atlanta you may have heard about.