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Former Prime Minister Hawks
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Bill Hawks, 54th and 57th Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
Proud husband, former scientist and founder of the Party for Everything or Something.
PfEoS and Bill Hawks fight for freedom, love and identity!

-Bill B. Hawks
Pinned
My apology speech.
By Bill Bernard Hawks.
A 🧵
My apology speech.
By Bill Bernard Hawks.
A 🧵
February 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Guess who is back.
February 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
[With shaky steps, Bill leaves the hospital. Outside, it seems like the situation was completely out of controll, many people screaming and acting strangely.]

What the hell happened while I was gone...
February 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Ugh... I think I survived... Did I?
February 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
D̴̯̥͕̘̓̊̔̀Ī̴̢̮̪̆̈͛͜͜͜D̷̮̣͂ ̸̡̱̣̭͌̾̄̿͂͘Ḩ̴̟͑̎Ȩ̵͚͓̯̓̎̍́̋̚ ̴͉͍̄͌̃̀̄̈́Ḑ̸̥̮͎͉́͆͂ͅͅI̴̺͇̜̠̔́̎͠͝Ẽ̶̡͕̎͝ͅ?̶̼̫̹̌̀̈́͘ ̶̧̣̪̫͈̊I̴̛̳̭̟̬͍̒̔̏̚S̸̟͖̙͓͍͖͚̋̌͂̈́̑ ̶̢̛̛͙̌͐̃̽̇I̴͉͇̞͋̈́̃͛Ť̴̻̫͖͎̖̆̓͝ ̵̮̐O̶̘̥̟̼̅ͅV̵̛͔̅̓̿Ë̵͙̙́͋̔͘Ŕ̶̡͚͓̩͓̤̰͂͋̔̀̕?̵̣̻̰̲̝͐͌́̌͂̑͊
The office of the new Prime Minister was just raided by the Metropolian Police and Scotland Yard. According to some, PM passed durring the event.
February 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
T̴̲̞͖̾͗̆̓̇̚Ȟ̷̦͖͇̗͔̤̈́̄̇̚͝É̵̘̄͂͑̄ ̴̛̙͒̍͘͠P̴̩̣̍Ȁ̸̡̛̞̜̼͖̈Í̵̺͗̓̃̓͘͠N̴̡̳̙̝̟͕̺͌̒̅̈́͋̌͠ ̴͚̙̗̣̟͆͊̓́̕̚͝Į̴̮̙̫̮̮̃̑̿͑͂͠T̵̨͕̻̞̪͛́͐̐ͅ ̷̼͐͂̅͒͂Ì̵͚͎̱̘̲͈͖̀̄̈͠Ṣ̷̲̲͌͌̔͊̀ ̷̞̼͈̞͙̊͊͒̊͝K̶͎͓̗̝̙͕͊̄̇̂I̴̟̙̅L̶̢̛͚͔̫̹̔͝Ḷ̸̏͑̀̌͘I̸̱̥̩͙̼̙͍͒̄̂̀͋͠N̷̟̣̞̥̄̾̎G̸̛͙̩̺͆̾̂ ̸̹̀̀̈̕M̷̧̹̭̿́E̵̼̩̗̟̯̻̖͛͑̏͠͠ ̵̷̨̛̛̗͓̥͈̣̊̈́̊̓̉͛͊͐͂̀̂ ̸͓̤̪͍̫͊̓̓̓̈́ͅ ̶̨̛͒̋̉̈̃̑H̷̘͉̩̩͚͔̦̍̆͝͠Ę̵̟̭̺̰͌̈́͜͝L̴̩͓͎͉̈̆̋P̷̢̜̺̀̆
February 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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February 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Reposted by Former Prime Minister Hawks
February 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
February 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
February 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
WHY WOULD THEY PUT THEM INTO OFFICE
February 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
THEY ARE WATCHING ME AND YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE
February 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
YES I ACTED RECTLESSLY AND STUPIDLY
BUT YOU GOT TO TRUST ME
OR THIS WILL BE THE END OF ALL OF US
February 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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February 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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They stopped me, the doctors. They forcefully put me back into my room and locked the door.
What is happening?
February 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I am offended and I am insulted. I will leave this hosptial now.
February 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Unbelievable.
Being forced out of office due to medical conditions and being ignored by the police.
February 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Good day, people. I already feel better, but I am forced to stay here.
February 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
According to the doctors, the bi-polar disorder was succesfully removed. I must admit, my rational part has been dominant the whole day so far.
February 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Woke up again. I feel better, thanks for your concern.
February 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I will just sleep while the doctors do their stuff with my brain... Zzz... I will... Zzzz... I will report the results later... Zzzzz...
February 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Zzzzz...
February 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
... What are the Hershlings? They sound cute.
February 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM