How embarrassing would it be to go to prison,and when asked,"What are you in for?" You had to respond,"Ants in the pants."

My money is on The Butthole Surfers.

I think this will go down in history as the most pathetic presidential photo in history.

It took geologists to figure out trump has advanced syphilis? Hmmm.

4 little bantam chickens currently paying off more than my 401K

My little bantam chickens have started laying again! Tonight,we feast!!!

The first thing it did was ask RFK Jr. where his great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandson was.

Ladies and gentlemen the leader of the free world, oh, and Fred's son,Donny.

What could possibly go wrong? Asking for THE WORLD.

Umm,hmmm. Does this look infected?

Fuck A.I.
I'm worried my kombucha scoby is on the verge of becoming self-aware.

Walking through the woods near our house in Germany,we spotted some next level graffiti.