Bill Sandwich, Master of Unlocking
@bildobearable.bsky.social
He/him | Unjustifiably in a position I'd rather not be in
Soylent Green Eggs and Ham
December 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Soylent Green Eggs and Ham
I'm really enjoying the new Katamari, but half the songs sound like shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan and it's pissing me off. The other half sounds like it's composed by God, so I forgive it
December 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I'm really enjoying the new Katamari, but half the songs sound like shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan and it's pissing me off. The other half sounds like it's composed by God, so I forgive it
The worst thing about Expedition 33 is that it almost makes me feel bad for a French person
November 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The worst thing about Expedition 33 is that it almost makes me feel bad for a French person
Being an adult sucks - no one cares how fast you can run anymore
September 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Being an adult sucks - no one cares how fast you can run anymore
Jay Eazy, why are you confused that's the dudes looking for hoes don't have them?
September 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Jay Eazy, why are you confused that's the dudes looking for hoes don't have them?
I miss the ANAD era of Marvel, a lot of good stuff came out of there
August 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I miss the ANAD era of Marvel, a lot of good stuff came out of there
Imagine how different the gaming industry would be if Bethesda patented microtransactions back in Oblivion
July 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Imagine how different the gaming industry would be if Bethesda patented microtransactions back in Oblivion
Barry Allen and Peter Parker are the exact same person
July 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Barry Allen and Peter Parker are the exact same person
Paid too much for a video game (worth it)
June 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Paid too much for a video game (worth it)
The joke about men getting a compliment and thinking about it the rest of the day is so true. If a rando compliments something about my fit in the wild, it legit cheers me up and I think about it all week
May 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The joke about men getting a compliment and thinking about it the rest of the day is so true. If a rando compliments something about my fit in the wild, it legit cheers me up and I think about it all week
When I write out css code, I like to indent with tab, but when I write python, I indent with double space. I'm not like other girls
May 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
When I write out css code, I like to indent with tab, but when I write python, I indent with double space. I'm not like other girls
Hey, you guys remember "Hawk Tuah"? Just thought about it. Funny stuff.
May 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Hey, you guys remember "Hawk Tuah"? Just thought about it. Funny stuff.
If I'm telling a story that happened some time when I was a teen, I'll usually say "About 10 years ago". But now that I'm 30, I was in college 10 years ago...
May 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
If I'm telling a story that happened some time when I was a teen, I'll usually say "About 10 years ago". But now that I'm 30, I was in college 10 years ago...
Left my shirt in the wash too long and I'm smelling like shit at work
May 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Left my shirt in the wash too long and I'm smelling like shit at work
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May 10, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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Netflix Death Note is good and I'm tired of pretending it's not
May 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Netflix Death Note is good and I'm tired of pretending it's not
Elon Mush
March 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Elon Mush
I like Stephen Amell as an actor, I just wish his roles weren't mostly butchered versions of good characters
March 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I like Stephen Amell as an actor, I just wish his roles weren't mostly butchered versions of good characters
Who's participating in Starch Sadness with me?
March 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Who's participating in Starch Sadness with me?
I'll probably never get a 1 in Wordle, but I got a 1 in Isaacle today
March 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I'll probably never get a 1 in Wordle, but I got a 1 in Isaacle today
They're Inside by Horror Section sounds like it's sung by Mordecai from Regular Show
March 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
They're Inside by Horror Section sounds like it's sung by Mordecai from Regular Show
The Monkey was a delightful surprise. Definitely a day-1 blu ray for me
February 27, 2025 at 5:46 AM
The Monkey was a delightful surprise. Definitely a day-1 blu ray for me
Twitter seems extra miserable today
February 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Twitter seems extra miserable today
I let my Wordle score decide how my day is going to do
February 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I let my Wordle score decide how my day is going to do
Twitter is for dunking on people, Bluesky is where I'll be posting all my bangers from now on (please laugh at them)
February 19, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Twitter is for dunking on people, Bluesky is where I'll be posting all my bangers from now on (please laugh at them)