a great thing about bluesky is you can be the first person to post some good corny shit

"being in starship troopers means you are an agent of fascism"
"that's bad"
"but there's sexy coed showers!"
"that's good!"
"your coed shower friends get eaten by bugs"
"that's bad"
"but you kill the bugs."
"that's good!"
"the bugs were never the real monsters"
"can i go now?"

rats ate my motorcycle so i learned to fix my motorcycle and then i fixed my motorcycle and now we are so fucking back

doing my first two charge nurse shifts in the er on the 4th of July (this was @mumblesauce.bsky.social joke)