At the store the other day with my nephew. He comes walking up to the cart and puts in an avocado.

Me: dude... why do yo need an avocado?

Nephew: cus i do t have any at my HOUSE!

Me: well... there's no arguing with that logic

Thus... the story about why I bought a 4 year old an avocado.

Apparently, how i choose to eat my oranges is just too much for a server full of people thirsty over a pixel man

Pay me to draw ahit plz. ko-fi.com/slugbaitscri...

Heaven help me... DATV has me in a choke hills and haven't been able to play it yet. Hopefully, after the 1st of the year, I can buy a console.

I already wrote a 19 chapter, 80 page fanfic.

I FINALLY got my AO3 invite. Uploading my DA story their so people can strike my creative ego.

I started saving TikToks of Pedro Pascal to show my co-teacher when she's feeling sad

I want to be acknowledged but not perceived

Class, discussing what makes you unique

Me: I am the most optimistic cynical person you will ever meet

Co-teacher: *nods enthusiastically in agreement*

My students complain about writing a paragraph (high schoolers).

And I'm here 41 one pages into my fanfiction...

Listen... if "bisexual disaster" is an lgbtq+ archetype, imma describe myself as "chaotic ace"

I just wanna go home, edit, and upload a couple of chapters of my DAV fanfic.

IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

Today, I woke up and chose violence.

Malicious compliance it is.

If you want to know how I ended up with the personality I did, just know that Evira, Mistress of the Dark was my favorite movie when I was 8

As a rule, I hate the phrase "reframing".

My one exception:
Let's refrain 'a hill to die on' to 'a hill to k!ll on'.

Cus either way... somebody gonna 💀

Please stroke my ego and read my f!Rook/Lucanis fanfics

www.reddit.com/r/Lucanisman...

www.reddit.com/r/Lucanisman...

Is there an expression for people who think they are fucking amazing but fucking HATES accepting compliments?

Cus tis i. I am said peoples.

Also, getting into writing down my actual fanfic plots. Currently obsession is Dragon Age Veilguard. Just want to find places to post

I spent my Saturday putting fanfiction, while watching Wolverine & Deadpool with my car purring on my lap.