a great man once said: “i did not have sexual relations with that woman, now watch this drive.” 🏌️
September 21, 2023 at 6:04 AM
a great man once said: “i did not have sexual relations with that woman, now watch this drive.” 🏌️
to all the true crimes muderinos out there, have y’all heard of the new podcast called ‘murder suicide vacuum’? it’ll suck you in from the first episode, check it out 😵
September 1, 2023 at 5:48 AM
to all the true crimes muderinos out there, have y’all heard of the new podcast called ‘murder suicide vacuum’? it’ll suck you in from the first episode, check it out 😵
y’all ever heard of a band called thin lizzy? didn’t think so, they’re kind of niche but i’m letting you know about them because it’s against my moral code to gate-keep. keep on rockin’ 🤘
August 22, 2023 at 9:22 PM
y’all ever heard of a band called thin lizzy? didn’t think so, they’re kind of niche but i’m letting you know about them because it’s against my moral code to gate-keep. keep on rockin’ 🤘
is this thing still in beta or what?
August 19, 2023 at 2:27 PM
is this thing still in beta or what?
supreme leader pikachu want you to know that he is coming for you
August 12, 2023 at 12:01 PM
supreme leader pikachu want you to know that he is coming for you
now that’s what i call rizz
August 7, 2023 at 12:41 AM
now that’s what i call rizz
i’m skeeting from 36000 feet 🫨
August 7, 2023 at 12:38 AM
i’m skeeting from 36000 feet 🫨
this is what the discourse has come down to
July 25, 2023 at 4:19 AM
this is what the discourse has come down to
officially a gold chain guy. i should feel more in touch with my persian self, but i just feel in touch with my tony soprano driving around singing “dirty work” self
July 23, 2023 at 4:31 AM
officially a gold chain guy. i should feel more in touch with my persian self, but i just feel in touch with my tony soprano driving around singing “dirty work” self
my girlfriend is so much cooler than me
July 23, 2023 at 2:07 AM
my girlfriend is so much cooler than me
new band name: butt pimple
July 21, 2023 at 5:42 AM
new band name: butt pimple
look at me, look at me. i’m the big toe captain now.
July 21, 2023 at 1:21 AM
look at me, look at me. i’m the big toe captain now.
referring to all my followers on here as blueskies (pronounced blu-skeez) this might be confusing at first but you’ll get used to it.
July 20, 2023 at 9:34 PM
referring to all my followers on here as blueskies (pronounced blu-skeez) this might be confusing at first but you’ll get used to it.
🎶bluesky, don’t bother me🎶
July 16, 2023 at 5:43 PM
🎶bluesky, don’t bother me🎶
we’ve gone from tweets to skeets, this is mega
July 15, 2023 at 3:05 AM
we’ve gone from tweets to skeets, this is mega
someone took this picture of me leaving twitter hq, new profile pic?
July 14, 2023 at 11:25 PM
someone took this picture of me leaving twitter hq, new profile pic?
so this is what it feels like to be born again
July 14, 2023 at 4:28 PM
so this is what it feels like to be born again