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one brain cell but it’s huge
one brain cell but it’s huge
A breathtaking amount of resources are being thrown at reinventing StackOverflow.
December 30, 2025 at 5:36 AM
A breathtaking amount of resources are being thrown at reinventing StackOverflow.
Mom cut my jib at home again. None of the kids are going to like it!
December 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Mom cut my jib at home again. None of the kids are going to like it!
Feeling like I need a good molt.
December 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Feeling like I need a good molt.
Caris Levert is a villain in my life
December 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Caris Levert is a villain in my life
The Clippers are wearing their “Phoenix Suns” jerseys
December 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The Clippers are wearing their “Phoenix Suns” jerseys
Goofus: Minnie Driver
Gallant: Mickey Public-Transportation-Taker
Gallant: Mickey Public-Transportation-Taker
December 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Goofus: Minnie Driver
Gallant: Mickey Public-Transportation-Taker
Gallant: Mickey Public-Transportation-Taker
The coolest guys I know play electric guitar. The wackest guts I know play acoustic guitar.
December 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The coolest guys I know play electric guitar. The wackest guts I know play acoustic guitar.
I’m a single issue voter about legalizing tontines
December 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I’m a single issue voter about legalizing tontines
It’s weird when basketball coaches don’t know who their best players are but I do.
December 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
It’s weird when basketball coaches don’t know who their best players are but I do.
Please put in Jaden Ivey. Please JB Bickerstaff, I know you name search.
December 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Please put in Jaden Ivey. Please JB Bickerstaff, I know you name search.
Thinking about inventing new circumcision styles. Mohawk. Polka Dot. Turn it into fringe.
December 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Thinking about inventing new circumcision styles. Mohawk. Polka Dot. Turn it into fringe.
Boxing Day and there aren’t even any title fights smh
December 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Boxing Day and there aren’t even any title fights smh
Little Bunny Foo Foo was a loyal party member participating in the Four Pests Campaign
December 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Little Bunny Foo Foo was a loyal party member participating in the Four Pests Campaign
Little Bunny Foo Foo is a real piece of shit if you ask me
December 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Little Bunny Foo Foo is a real piece of shit if you ask me
The grape lady falling and going haaoo haow haow is a Christmas movie
December 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The grape lady falling and going haaoo haow haow is a Christmas movie
Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: [riddled with malware after being gamed on by a 9 year old] Ooga Chaka Ooga Ooga
HAL: [riddled with malware after being gamed on by a 9 year old] Ooga Chaka Ooga Ooga
December 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: [riddled with malware after being gamed on by a 9 year old] Ooga Chaka Ooga Ooga
HAL: [riddled with malware after being gamed on by a 9 year old] Ooga Chaka Ooga Ooga
Open the pod bay doors, BonziBuddy
December 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Open the pod bay doors, BonziBuddy
Caris Levert would be really good if he believed in himself 25% less
December 24, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Caris Levert would be really good if he believed in himself 25% less
Getting the sense that, as a vegetarian, my loved are tired of my shit
December 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Getting the sense that, as a vegetarian, my loved are tired of my shit
Sports broadcasts should have minimaps
December 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Sports broadcasts should have minimaps
Intentional Groundling. Seems like something idk
December 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Intentional Groundling. Seems like something idk
Goddamn lid on the rim. That’s spiritually a dub for the Pistons.
December 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Goddamn lid on the rim. That’s spiritually a dub for the Pistons.
Putting AI in everything is like if Costco put those guys selling AT&T contracts who try to make eye contact with you in every aisle
December 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Putting AI in everything is like if Costco put those guys selling AT&T contracts who try to make eye contact with you in every aisle
Let me run the NBA Cup. I can fix the NBA Cup.
December 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Let me run the NBA Cup. I can fix the NBA Cup.
The year is 2050. Every institution, team, and workplace has been absorbed by the Big Ten. The commissioner rules the world. You are 2-0 against your next-door neighbor in conference play.
December 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The year is 2050. Every institution, team, and workplace has been absorbed by the Big Ten. The commissioner rules the world. You are 2-0 against your next-door neighbor in conference play.