BigUglyJordan
@biguglyjordanart.bsky.social
Artist, autistic, model-maker and designer, very tired, usually working. Occasional nsfw art or replies to such, so beware I suppose. He/him
Clothes are gonna be a special kind of hell but skin-tight outfits like leggings or tank-tops should be a good starting point. Her many dresses and other flowing outfits are another story. STILL. I'll never learn if I don't try, will I?
January 21, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Clothes are gonna be a special kind of hell but skin-tight outfits like leggings or tank-tops should be a good starting point. Her many dresses and other flowing outfits are another story. STILL. I'll never learn if I don't try, will I?
Twitch alert: Shenpai is streaming: “Playing HSR. Yearning over Voxer today 🫠”
January 21, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Twitch alert: Shenpai is streaming: “Playing HSR. Yearning over Voxer today 🫠”
Maybe its just me but if I follow a person’s dedicated nsfw account that they dont actively advertise to their audience, anything goes as long as its all above board.
If you’re talking about wanting to see Voxer get railed, this would probably be the place for it. Nsfw fork found in horny kitchen.
If you’re talking about wanting to see Voxer get railed, this would probably be the place for it. Nsfw fork found in horny kitchen.
January 21, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Maybe its just me but if I follow a person’s dedicated nsfw account that they dont actively advertise to their audience, anything goes as long as its all above board.
If you’re talking about wanting to see Voxer get railed, this would probably be the place for it. Nsfw fork found in horny kitchen.
If you’re talking about wanting to see Voxer get railed, this would probably be the place for it. Nsfw fork found in horny kitchen.
Very solid so far! I'd love to see you finish this if you manage to keep the energy up. Animating isn't easy and it's cool to see people trying their hand at it.
January 19, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Very solid so far! I'd love to see you finish this if you manage to keep the energy up. Animating isn't easy and it's cool to see people trying their hand at it.
Looks like us other freaks will have to carry this burden
January 14, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Looks like us other freaks will have to carry this burden
This actually isn't my first attempt to model her- though I will say it's my best attempt yet. Here's the earliest I could find from May 2025.
Horrifying, aint it? That just won't do. I've gotta do right by artist and oc, make my blender muscles big and strong like Goku.
Horrifying, aint it? That just won't do. I've gotta do right by artist and oc, make my blender muscles big and strong like Goku.
January 11, 2026 at 5:11 AM
This actually isn't my first attempt to model her- though I will say it's my best attempt yet. Here's the earliest I could find from May 2025.
Horrifying, aint it? That just won't do. I've gotta do right by artist and oc, make my blender muscles big and strong like Goku.
Horrifying, aint it? That just won't do. I've gotta do right by artist and oc, make my blender muscles big and strong like Goku.
I took a reference sheet Allie made back in '24 (bottom pic) and annotated it for ease of modeling. I'm not a blender genius that can make a finished model in a single work week (yet) so this helped tons. Apologies for marking up your work, please don't make me into a stew. bsky.app/profile/alli...
I made this sheet a while ago for custom character design comms but I don't think I ever posted it, does this seem fair still? 😅
January 11, 2026 at 5:11 AM
I took a reference sheet Allie made back in '24 (bottom pic) and annotated it for ease of modeling. I'm not a blender genius that can make a finished model in a single work week (yet) so this helped tons. Apologies for marking up your work, please don't make me into a stew. bsky.app/profile/alli...
Seems about fair to me
January 10, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Seems about fair to me
I wish I could have her IN my hands, god damn. Or him, I ain't picky. Truthfully, both would be ideal.
December 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I wish I could have her IN my hands, god damn. Or him, I ain't picky. Truthfully, both would be ideal.
Truth be told I’m more of a casual fan but you seem like a pretty cool and genuine person, you’re a skilled artist, and I’m jealous over how infectious your laughter is. I also gotta check out Bird Haven, seems dope from all I’ve seen here.
December 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Truth be told I’m more of a casual fan but you seem like a pretty cool and genuine person, you’re a skilled artist, and I’m jealous over how infectious your laughter is. I also gotta check out Bird Haven, seems dope from all I’ve seen here.
Oklahoma is 50th in education for a reason, and I don’t think they include American territories for these lists or else they’d be even lower.
December 23, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Oklahoma is 50th in education for a reason, and I don’t think they include American territories for these lists or else they’d be even lower.
She wanted Grandpa to sue the pants off Santa, but I wanna get Mel’s pants off instead. Life’s funny in that way.
December 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
She wanted Grandpa to sue the pants off Santa, but I wanna get Mel’s pants off instead. Life’s funny in that way.
Your Chi Chi gives me life I just want you to know
December 21, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Your Chi Chi gives me life I just want you to know
Super cute! The question now is does she prefer Bigtenna or Smalltenna more?
December 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Super cute! The question now is does she prefer Bigtenna or Smalltenna more?
I hope you know that when I told a friend I wanted to crack Ms Piggy, they didnt understand why till they saw this picture. We got em.
December 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I hope you know that when I told a friend I wanted to crack Ms Piggy, they didnt understand why till they saw this picture. We got em.
Just gonna share what I said in the video comments but tldr- you got this, don't give up, we's all heres supporting yas.
December 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Just gonna share what I said in the video comments but tldr- you got this, don't give up, we's all heres supporting yas.
You say that, but she seems like a seasoned pro. (Also for me
It never really seems like your art is rusty or anything like that)
It never really seems like your art is rusty or anything like that)
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 AM
You say that, but she seems like a seasoned pro. (Also for me
It never really seems like your art is rusty or anything like that)
It never really seems like your art is rusty or anything like that)
Hands in pockets 🧠🧠🧠
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Hands in pockets 🧠🧠🧠
Happy birthday!!
November 18, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Happy birthday!!
The best artists have Terminal Idea Thinking Syndrome, though for obvious reasons the acronym is rarely used
November 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The best artists have Terminal Idea Thinking Syndrome, though for obvious reasons the acronym is rarely used