BigTucsonDad
banner
bigtucsondad.bsky.social
BigTucsonDad
@bigtucsondad.bsky.social
All roads lead back to Margaritaville

He/Him
Chicago
Is anyone over here handing out organic social media advertising and marketing jobs by chance
November 24, 2024 at 4:39 PM
You guys gotta read more manga there’s some great stuff out there
November 15, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Who up bonkin their wonkus
November 15, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Today at work I got to inform my coworker about the fact that Fidel Castro was hitting Che Guevara with the euro step SO INSANELY HARD, that Che privately questioned his ability to lead a communist revolution

Easily one of my favorite history fun facts
November 14, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Come and get me Obamna 🇱🇷🇲🇾
November 11, 2024 at 1:53 PM
The woke left doesn’t want me to be hungover in the Jacksonville airport on a Monday morning

Tough cookies liberals, im gonna go throw up in this planter and there’s nothing you can do to stop me
November 11, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Yo check this shit out
October 22, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Hey is bluesky like fully up and running now a days because when I last posted it was still kind of getting its sea legs

But twitter still sucks ass so I thought I’d come bye and check
October 21, 2024 at 1:41 PM
What’s goin on over here guys, haven’t skeeted in years, are we still calling them skeets or what
October 18, 2023 at 8:11 PM
Oh hey I still have Bluesky downloaded
August 20, 2023 at 8:58 PM
Did everyone have a fun MLB trade deadline
August 2, 2023 at 1:46 AM
Unfortunately for Bluesky, Threads UI rips and is smooth as hell so follow me there lol
July 5, 2023 at 11:48 PM
Making a very important presentation right now
July 3, 2023 at 7:02 PM
I need a one dance fr
July 2, 2023 at 8:31 PM
What a tough way to end your scroll
July 2, 2023 at 1:46 AM
She blast on my Baja until I [Taco Bell “BONG” sound effect]
July 1, 2023 at 10:56 PM
All this twitter news has distracted me from sharing something important

And that is the fact that today is Oscar’s gotcha day :’) 2 whole years with my little buddy!
July 1, 2023 at 9:51 PM
I gave a mouse a cookie and now I’m $350K in debt to the Russian mafia
July 1, 2023 at 9:04 PM
She [VERB] on my [NOUN] until I [VERB]
July 1, 2023 at 8:35 PM
Oh god.. oh yeah…fuck baby.. fuck fuck fuck I’m gonna exceed my rate limit 😫
July 1, 2023 at 7:04 PM
We gotta get the Chicago Bluesky community going.

Let’s talk about the bean and how we hate nascar
July 1, 2023 at 6:38 PM
Get up gamers, it’s wealth disparity wednesday, steal something from your boss’s office today
June 28, 2023 at 3:24 PM
This won’t be considered a real social media app until there are porn posts and shit posts right next to each other every time you scroll your feed
June 28, 2023 at 3:52 AM
I keep forgetting that the app exists hey guys what’s going on
June 27, 2023 at 9:03 PM
*Russian mobster puts gun to my head as I’m tied to a chair in an abandoned factory, sweat dripping down my body with fear, a tray of rusty pliers and torture equipment lays on a table before me, he rips the duct tape off of my mouth*

Me: wow I should NOT have given that mouse a cookie
June 15, 2023 at 3:26 PM