I see Twitter remains as excellent as ever.
Some spanner quote tweeting Kay Burley to tell them just how much they *don't* care what they think and then proceeding to attempt to dismiss her as 'Irreverent' before bestowing a blessing on her footwear.
Some spanner quote tweeting Kay Burley to tell them just how much they *don't* care what they think and then proceeding to attempt to dismiss her as 'Irreverent' before bestowing a blessing on her footwear.
November 30, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I see Twitter remains as excellent as ever.
Some spanner quote tweeting Kay Burley to tell them just how much they *don't* care what they think and then proceeding to attempt to dismiss her as 'Irreverent' before bestowing a blessing on her footwear.
Some spanner quote tweeting Kay Burley to tell them just how much they *don't* care what they think and then proceeding to attempt to dismiss her as 'Irreverent' before bestowing a blessing on her footwear.
Hopefully bought it to nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
November 20, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Hopefully bought it to nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Trying to work out if it's the dead or Type C plug sockets that should be protected.
November 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Trying to work out if it's the dead or Type C plug sockets that should be protected.
Grok, out of shot, telling me I'm having the time of my life.
November 14, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Grok, out of shot, telling me I'm having the time of my life.
Back in my day we flicked dog shit at each other off the end of sticks.
November 12, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Back in my day we flicked dog shit at each other off the end of sticks.
Re-reading Maus and this panel seems a bit too contemporary for my liking.
November 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Re-reading Maus and this panel seems a bit too contemporary for my liking.
I hope it gets a sequel about a rapper with the same affliction.
October 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I hope it gets a sequel about a rapper with the same affliction.
Emily Maitlis 'Let's finish on something lighter, if you could invite any 3 people, dead or alive, to a dinner party who would you choose?'
Prince Andrew;
Prince Andrew;
October 28, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Emily Maitlis 'Let's finish on something lighter, if you could invite any 3 people, dead or alive, to a dinner party who would you choose?'
Prince Andrew;
Prince Andrew;
If he ever gets cancelled for some reason she could replace Ice Cube in that War of the Worlds film.
October 26, 2025 at 8:57 AM
If he ever gets cancelled for some reason she could replace Ice Cube in that War of the Worlds film.
Was about to ring Trading Standards about the lack of orange segment in my Rocky when I spotted this. Saved myself some embarrassment.
October 22, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Was about to ring Trading Standards about the lack of orange segment in my Rocky when I spotted this. Saved myself some embarrassment.
1) After 3 weeks of constant masturbation I can confirm all 3 of these are correct.
2) Can't believe it doesn't say 'Fap To Join'.
2) Can't believe it doesn't say 'Fap To Join'.
October 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
1) After 3 weeks of constant masturbation I can confirm all 3 of these are correct.
2) Can't believe it doesn't say 'Fap To Join'.
2) Can't believe it doesn't say 'Fap To Join'.
Not exactly panning out so far
October 9, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Not exactly panning out so far
Top tip : Give your mattress an extra clean by showering your dog and letting him leap from your grip before being dried fully.
September 29, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Top tip : Give your mattress an extra clean by showering your dog and letting him leap from your grip before being dried fully.
Venn diagram of all my interests in podcast form. Finally.
September 26, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Venn diagram of all my interests in podcast form. Finally.
That's really handy thanks Google AI, will fire the Delorean up
September 4, 2025 at 6:44 AM
That's really handy thanks Google AI, will fire the Delorean up
'ARE YOU THE BOY FROM THE SIXTH SENSE?'
August 30, 2025 at 8:11 AM
'ARE YOU THE BOY FROM THE SIXTH SENSE?'
Pleased to report I think finally LinkedIn has reached peak up-its-own-arse-ness
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Pleased to report I think finally LinkedIn has reached peak up-its-own-arse-ness
There's been one game. And Chelsea played last night so they're top. Otherwise great work.
August 23, 2025 at 10:24 AM
There's been one game. And Chelsea played last night so they're top. Otherwise great work.
It'll never fit in the toaster.
August 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It'll never fit in the toaster.
This bloke's dog shagged another dog and somehow he's turned it into dog wank on LinkedIn.
August 12, 2025 at 6:56 AM
This bloke's dog shagged another dog and somehow he's turned it into dog wank on LinkedIn.