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bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social
BIG tortoise goth gf 🐢
@bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social
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𖤐 MDNI 🔞
𖤐 she/they/Mommy
𖤐 37yo Mama to a 16yo 🐢Shell Baby🐢 named Tyrus💜
𖤐 poly pan-demi-hyper-sexual succubus dreamgurl
𖤐 💜♾️ @adozenblackroses.bsky.social ♾️💜
𖤐 in a closed relationship 🔐
𖤐 $jnics10
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bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social
an emoji turtle with big eyes giving you the side eye
February 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social
my echo chamber also includes ppl who are super fucking awesome and (this part is redundant) are big fans of turtles & tortoises (that part was also redundant bc all tortoises are turtles (but not all turtles are tortoises!))

🔥🤘🐢🤘🔥
meme of an extreme closeup of Tyrus the Tortoise looking up at you with his snoot pointing to the upper left corner of the frame. he is looking excited and almost looks like he's smiling. white text below him says "shell yeah!!"
February 19, 2025 at 12:23 PM
bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social
im in your walls im gonna drink all the pickle juice from your pickle jars
selfie of me. Im pale with dark brown hair in a low side parted bun. I'm wearing blue eyeshadow in just the inner corners of my eyes, a small wing in my eyeline, and dark brownish red lipstick. I have square gold rimmed glasses and I'm wearing lots of silver chains, and a dark gray sweatshirt. my expression is serious, I'm touching the corner of my glasses with my right hand and slightly smirking. selfie of me. Im pale with dark brown hair in a low side parted bun. I'm wearing blue eyeshadow in just the inner corners of my eyes, a small wing in my eyeline, and dark brownish red lipstick. I have square gold rimmed glasses and I'm wearing lots of silver chains, and a dark gray sweatshirt. my right hand is up near my shoulder and I'm slightly smirking selfie of me. Im pale with dark brown hair in a low side parted bun. I'm wearing blue eyeshadow in just the inner corners of my eyes, a small wing in my eyeline, and dark brownish red lipstick. I have square gold rimmed glasses and I'm wearing lots of silver chains, and a dark gray sweatshirt. my right hand is up near my shoulder, my head is tilted away from my hand and I'm smiling crookedly and sticking out my tongue just a little selfie of me. Im pale with dark brown hair in a low side parted bun. I'm wearing blue eyeshadow in just the inner corners of my eyes, a small wing in my eyeline, and dark brownish red lipstick. I have square gold rimmed glasses and I'm wearing lots of silver chains, and a dark gray sweatshirt. I took my glasses off and my eyes are closed so you can see how nice my makeup looks
February 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social
Ty's looking DROP DEAD gorgeous!
🔫🐢😁
a close-up of Tyrus the Tortoise with a brown moustache drawn on his snoot and a green Luigi hat drawn on his head
February 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social
2 FAST 2 TORTIOUS
🏎️ 🐢 💨 💨 💨 💨
February 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social
The face of a Very Innocent Shell Baby who is a Perfect Baby Angel and definitely didn't come over by his mama just to wipe his banana-covered beak on her pants. nope. definitely not!
🍌🐢👼
Tyrus the tortoise's head and neck, viewed from the side looking to the left of the frame. he's resting his head on his human's black legging-clad knee. Hes looking very cute and innocent, while there is a large mysterious glob of banana on his human's leg a few inches from his face, that definitely was not from him wiping his dirty face on her.
February 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social
this guy gets it
screenshot of a YouTube comment on the Daft Punk "Pee is Stored in the Balls" Unreleased Demo video comment by @jamorantcansuckmyslimjim2964 from 3y ago "This is what Albert Einstein was listening to when he wrote the bible" 17k likes
February 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social
hemlo freimds! wishing you a very Happy ValenTORTS Day!!! from me & Tyrus (& his beautiful shelled booty)
💝🐢💗🐢💕🐢💖
Tyrus the Tortoise viewed from behind, while standing on a wooden deck with a brick wall in the background. Tyrus has his back feeties splayed out so you can see the striking red spots on his heels, and he is looking back at you over his right shoulder, to make sure you're properly appreciating his beautiful shelled behind. A white text graphic with a red heart is over the bottom of his shelled booty and says "I ♥️ U"
February 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social
HELLL YEHAAAAA LESTTS FUCCKENN GOOOO MIY UNNACCECPPTABEL BUDDDS RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
💥🐢🤘🔥🐢🔥🤘🐢💥
a meme with a closeup of Tyrus the Tortoise lunging towards you, beak first, and the picture is blurry because he's a very FAST TORTOISE. White text above him says "RAHHHHHH" and white text below him says "rahh rahhhh"
February 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social
how today went:
selfie of me wearing a ripped up black T-shirt with a grayish blue under shirt, several colorful necklaces, gold rimmed glasses, and my hair up. im looking at the camera and smirking half-heartedly. selfie of me wearing a ripped up black T-shirt with a grayish blue under shirt, several colorful necklaces, gold rimmed glasses, and my hair up. im looking at the camera and scowling. selfie of me wearing a ripped up black T-shirt with a grayish blue under shirt, several colorful necklaces, gold rimmed glasses, and my hair up. im looking at the camera and sticking my tongue out while looking defeated.
February 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social
✨🍎🐢TyTys in his APPPLE CROMNCHIN ERA🐢🍎✨

he was really upset that Mommy's been gone all day, so I brought him some of his new favorite fruit! now he is happy boi again! 🥰🐢🥰

(hes kinda obsessed w apples rn I think bc he likes the CROMNCH noise when he chomps em 😂 it's the little things!)
a close-up of a human hand holding an apple slice, while Tyrus the Tortoise is opening his beak and sticking out his little pink tongue just a bit, getting ready to take a big bite of apple
February 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social
yeeea u already know wtf goin on!
meme of an extreme closeup of Tyrus the tortoise looking up at you cheerfully, almost looking like he's smiling smugly. white text under his beak says "shell yeah!!"
February 1, 2025 at 12:31 PM
bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social
sometimes you just gotta say fuck the bullshit, gonna be a bad bitch today no matter what!!! 😤💅✨
a selfie of me smiling slightly while sitting in my car with gray seats. my makeup is silver/gray with bright red liner along my lower lids and dark brownish purple lipstick. im wearing a low bun, big gold glasses, several colorful necklaces, and a v neck dark gray hockey shirt with a grayish blue under shirt. a selfie of me feigning a surprised expression while sitting in my car with gray seats. my makeup is silver/gray with bright red liner along my lower lids and dark brownish purple lipstick. my mouth is open and I'm looking down and to the left side of the frame so you can see the silver sparkles on my upper lid. im wearing a low bun, big gold glasses, several colorful necklaces, and a v neck dark gray hockey shirt with a grayish blue under shirt. a selfie of me giving the camera the side eye while sitting in my car with gray seats. my lips are pursed and I'm squinting suspiciously. my head is turned so I'm looking at the camera out of the corners of my eyes. my makeup is silver/gray with bright red liner along my lower lids and dark brownish purple lipstick. im wearing a low bun, big gold glasses, several colorful necklaces, and a v neck dark gray hockey shirt with a grayish blue under shirt.
January 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM
bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social
Tyrus says "NO NEED TO BE ASHAMED MINNIE. LET US BE THE PROUD FOOTBITERS WE WERE MEANT TO BE!" 😤🐢😤
a blurry closeup of Tyrus the tortoise lunging at you with his beak wide open, ready to bite your feets!
January 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social
a meme of Tyrus the tortoise glaring at you over his left shoulder. he is standing on a black and white polka dot pillow. flames have been added over his eyes and big blue and purple comic book -style exclamation points, lightning, and white squiggly lines are over the left side of his head like he's an angry anime villain
January 24, 2025 at 5:45 AM
bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social
an extreme closeup of Tyrus the tortoise peeking his head out from under his dark blue fleece blankie. he has a suspicious expression on his face and a red exclamation point and question mark above his head
January 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social
just need likkle snuggo 🥺
a tiny little pink crab with little spikes all over him. he is so tiny he's sitting on someone's purple nitrile gloved finger. his eyes are looking up at you like he's very concerned
January 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social
btw it's Mr. Big Tortoise Goth Gf's birthday today!!!! he's turning 60 years young!!!

lol jk he's not actually 60.

but he IS spending today moving so you should wish him a happy bday!!!
🎉🎈🐢🎂🐢🎈🎉

@adozenblackroses.bsky.social happy birthday babe I love you SOooooOO soo0o0o much!!! 💜🤍💜
a nude of my bf with a sticker of a party hat covering his no-nos. he is tall, very pale, and well toned but not overly muscular. surrounding him there's also stickers of a sailor moon wand, white streamers, a pink cake with candles, balloons, purple streamers, and a turtle with hearts above it. a black and white selfie of my bf wearing a black hoodie with the hood up. he is wearing glasses, pale skinned, and has a short trimmed blondish mustache and beard. a sticker of a blue party hat and streamers is on his head at a jaunty angle, and he's surrounded with stickers of white streamers, a pink cake with candles, balloons, purple streamers, yellow streamers, pink hearts, and a turtle
January 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social
🤘🐢🤘
meme of a closeup of Tyrus the tortoise happily looking up at you, his beak almost looks like he's smiling! white text below his head says "shell yeah!!"
January 19, 2025 at 10:44 AM
bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social
summarize your account in 3 words?

TORTISE 🐢
Tyrus the tortoise happily exploring all the greenery, dandelions, and violets at the base of a tree. 4 descendingly smaller pink emoji hearts with stars are floating above his head
January 19, 2025 at 10:35 AM
bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social
blurry meme of Tyrus the tortoise that says omg hai
January 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social
oh haha just have my one best bud for life, Tyrus! 🥰🐢🥰
Tyrus the tortoise and his human posing happily for the camera. his human is wearing a light purple sweater and brown rimmed glasses and leaning against a black and white polka dot pillow. Tyrus is posing just below her face and to the left, stretching his neck like he's very happy to be in the picture and/or eager to show off the cute little orange spots on either side of his chin
January 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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since we're talking about cool Buds, its a great time to start a Threads Fave Series here on the Bluesklys!

🐢THIS IS SHELL BUD FACTS™🐢

im obsessed w softshell Buds & their silly likkle snoots!!
🐽 hehe

Softshell Buds use their silly snoots as a snorkel! 🤿🐢🤿

this bud is a Spiny Softshell Turtle ⤵️
the head of a Spiny Softshell Turtle, viewed from the side. the turtle is scale-less and grayish brown all over, with chubby arms and neck, a soft smooth fleshy shell, vivid yellow and black eyes, and a long pig-like snoot that they can use as a snorkel in the water. the turtle is posing on the grass with his snoot in the air, looking very proud!
January 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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ahahaha of course! the Albino Indian Softshell Turtle

beautiful cheesy bud!! 😍🐢🧀
a side view of an albino Indian Softshell Turtle who is completely bright yellowish orange and looks like he's made out of cheese
January 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social
goofy smiley bud 🥴 hehehe I swear you can't look at these buds and NOT smile
an African sideneck turtle in the water looking like he is smiling
January 14, 2025 at 12:16 PM