@bigtortellini.bsky.social
My Instagram account is back. Some bullshit though. Ended up mass-emailing 15+ support and employee emails at meta/instagram and commenting on random meta higher-ups LinkedIn posts. Since they don’t have any kind of support or emails or phone numbers public anymore nor humans to talk to.
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October 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
My Instagram account is back. Some bullshit though. Ended up mass-emailing 15+ support and employee emails at meta/instagram and commenting on random meta higher-ups LinkedIn posts. Since they don’t have any kind of support or emails or phone numbers public anymore nor humans to talk to.
My Instagram was banned for “child sexual exploitation, abuse and nudity”… their “AI” is going insane and banning tons of people for the same reason.
If they don’t reverse course then this might end up being my main account.
If they don’t reverse course then this might end up being my main account.
October 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
My Instagram was banned for “child sexual exploitation, abuse and nudity”… their “AI” is going insane and banning tons of people for the same reason.
If they don’t reverse course then this might end up being my main account.
If they don’t reverse course then this might end up being my main account.
I might be kinda big.
October 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I might be kinda big.
Full and spreading out. 🍣
October 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Full and spreading out. 🍣
lmao yay I got my first hate comments. Let the fun begin... 🤪
September 30, 2025 at 1:43 PM
lmao yay I got my first hate comments. Let the fun begin... 🤪
I thought I was getting to be a big guy two years ago… wonder how I’ll look in another two years. 🤤
September 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I thought I was getting to be a big guy two years ago… wonder how I’ll look in another two years. 🤤
Haven’t been to my sushi place in a month. No worries though, I went today, fatter than ever.
305lbs after lunch 🍣🐷
305lbs after lunch 🍣🐷
September 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Haven’t been to my sushi place in a month. No worries though, I went today, fatter than ever.
305lbs after lunch 🍣🐷
305lbs after lunch 🍣🐷
Just got a Costco membership… I’m gonna get FAT.
Any suggestions on what I should get next? Also if anyone wants to help fund some Costco runs, links in my bio. (lol shits expensive these days 😮💨)
Any suggestions on what I should get next? Also if anyone wants to help fund some Costco runs, links in my bio. (lol shits expensive these days 😮💨)
September 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Just got a Costco membership… I’m gonna get FAT.
Any suggestions on what I should get next? Also if anyone wants to help fund some Costco runs, links in my bio. (lol shits expensive these days 😮💨)
Any suggestions on what I should get next? Also if anyone wants to help fund some Costco runs, links in my bio. (lol shits expensive these days 😮💨)
Wanna help make this belly even bigger? www.patreon.com/BigTortellini
August 31, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Wanna help make this belly even bigger? www.patreon.com/BigTortellini
Double the weight, who wants me to double it again? 😈
August 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Double the weight, who wants me to double it again? 😈
I looked fat at work today.
August 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I looked fat at work today.
Wobble wobble
July 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Wobble wobble
Bigger, bigger, BIGGER
July 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Bigger, bigger, BIGGER
How am I this big?! But also not big enough. 🤭🐷😈
June 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
How am I this big?! But also not big enough. 🤭🐷😈
May 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Just a stop on the way to the Grom
May 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Just a stop on the way to the Grom
Back at the beach
April 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Back at the beach
Beached whale
April 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Beached whale
Outgrowing my onesie. Well I’m outgrowing all my clothes. Entering the “not sold in stores” territory.
March 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Outgrowing my onesie. Well I’m outgrowing all my clothes. Entering the “not sold in stores” territory.
Want to play some video games?
February 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Want to play some video games?
New swim trunks ready for The Grom. Hopefully they still fit in 4 months.
January 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
New swim trunks ready for The Grom. Hopefully they still fit in 4 months.
Belly is getting sooo close to touching the counter. 🥵
January 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Belly is getting sooo close to touching the counter. 🥵
Happy New Year! Time to get even chunkier and heftier over the next 365 days.
January 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Happy New Year! Time to get even chunkier and heftier over the next 365 days.
Splurged and got some new Polo shirts. 3XB. Fuck I’m getting big. 🥴 These will end up being hand-me-downs for someone, I’ll be blowing past this size.
December 22, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Splurged and got some new Polo shirts. 3XB. Fuck I’m getting big. 🥴 These will end up being hand-me-downs for someone, I’ll be blowing past this size.