I like my women like I like my sandwiches…thick, oily, and Italian

Need a social media like the show Jury Duty where everyone is a bot except one guy and we watch him argue with AI trained by the worst posters of all time.

Wow, your wife took your last name? Big deal. I would have taken your first AND last name. And social security number and credit cards. I’m an identity thief that lures in my victims using SEX!

First order of business done. Time to have some fun here!