Mrs Potiphar (RP/Parody)
@bigsweetguy.bsky.social
Beautiful, but evil…
“A slave likes what their owner tells them to like. And I’m telling you that you like me. You like serving me.”
October 19, 2025 at 1:22 PM
“A slave likes what their owner tells them to like. And I’m telling you that you like me. You like serving me.”
“Such a polite, handsome slave,” she cooed, stroking his arm with her long, gloved fingers.
October 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
“Such a polite, handsome slave,” she cooed, stroking his arm with her long, gloved fingers.
“Come and lie with me, love…”
October 19, 2025 at 10:17 AM
“Come and lie with me, love…”
Tao nervously blustered on, ‘He’s not well, I’m afraid Sir. Not leaving the house anytime soon so… I’ll be delivering the honey for now. I… I hope that will be acceptable for you and your Master…’
August 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Tao nervously blustered on, ‘He’s not well, I’m afraid Sir. Not leaving the house anytime soon so… I’ll be delivering the honey for now. I… I hope that will be acceptable for you and your Master…’
‘I am,’ he said, surprised this important slave remembered his name. ‘You received the note from my Pa then?’
Tao’s father had been providing Potiphar’s estate with the finest honey for over twenty years. He always delivered it by hand himself to their most important customer. But now he was ill.
Tao’s father had been providing Potiphar’s estate with the finest honey for over twenty years. He always delivered it by hand himself to their most important customer. But now he was ill.
July 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
‘I am,’ he said, surprised this important slave remembered his name. ‘You received the note from my Pa then?’
Tao’s father had been providing Potiphar’s estate with the finest honey for over twenty years. He always delivered it by hand himself to their most important customer. But now he was ill.
Tao’s father had been providing Potiphar’s estate with the finest honey for over twenty years. He always delivered it by hand himself to their most important customer. But now he was ill.
Zuli screamed out "No! No you can't!"
He fell to his knees, clawing at his husband's hands, but to no avail.
He fell to his knees, clawing at his husband's hands, but to no avail.
June 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Zuli screamed out "No! No you can't!"
He fell to his knees, clawing at his husband's hands, but to no avail.
He fell to his knees, clawing at his husband's hands, but to no avail.
His eyes went wide with panic, snapping to look at Yosef.
"W-what have you done?"
"W-what have you done?"
June 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
His eyes went wide with panic, snapping to look at Yosef.
"W-what have you done?"
"W-what have you done?"
He ran into Potiphar's quarters, expecting to see his husband with lustful eyes, but instead finding two men glaring at him.
"Oh... hello?"
"Oh... hello?"
June 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
He ran into Potiphar's quarters, expecting to see his husband with lustful eyes, but instead finding two men glaring at him.
"Oh... hello?"
"Oh... hello?"
"Oh good!" he purred. "Not now... So later then."
He ran his finger down Yosef's arm and made his leave.
"Enjoy your work!" he called out as he walked back up the stairs out of the cellar, not looking back.
He ran his finger down Yosef's arm and made his leave.
"Enjoy your work!" he called out as he walked back up the stairs out of the cellar, not looking back.
June 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
"Oh good!" he purred. "Not now... So later then."
He ran his finger down Yosef's arm and made his leave.
"Enjoy your work!" he called out as he walked back up the stairs out of the cellar, not looking back.
He ran his finger down Yosef's arm and made his leave.
"Enjoy your work!" he called out as he walked back up the stairs out of the cellar, not looking back.
"Bless you..." he said with a grin. "First time in the dance of flirtation?"
June 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
"Bless you..." he said with a grin. "First time in the dance of flirtation?"
Zuli tutted.
"Yosef? Please don't make me sad... You'll have me thinking you think me an ugly monster!"
"Yosef? Please don't make me sad... You'll have me thinking you think me an ugly monster!"
June 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Zuli tutted.
"Yosef? Please don't make me sad... You'll have me thinking you think me an ugly monster!"
"Yosef? Please don't make me sad... You'll have me thinking you think me an ugly monster!"
“Of course!” he said amiably, standing to go. “Don’t want to stop you from your work.”
“But just so you know… When someone says that you’re attractive, the polite thing is to say ‘Thanks! So are you.’ Otherwise you might hurt their feelings…”
“But just so you know… When someone says that you’re attractive, the polite thing is to say ‘Thanks! So are you.’ Otherwise you might hurt their feelings…”
June 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
“Of course!” he said amiably, standing to go. “Don’t want to stop you from your work.”
“But just so you know… When someone says that you’re attractive, the polite thing is to say ‘Thanks! So are you.’ Otherwise you might hurt their feelings…”
“But just so you know… When someone says that you’re attractive, the polite thing is to say ‘Thanks! So are you.’ Otherwise you might hurt their feelings…”
"Being as handsome as you are helps, of course," he said candidly with a soft smile. "People like attractive people. Forgive them for silly things like running away or... nearly breaking your nose..."
June 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
"Being as handsome as you are helps, of course," he said candidly with a soft smile. "People like attractive people. Forgive them for silly things like running away or... nearly breaking your nose..."
"You are *fascinating* to me, Yosef... The 'runaway who still manages to become his Master's favourite'... Incredible."
June 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
"You are *fascinating* to me, Yosef... The 'runaway who still manages to become his Master's favourite'... Incredible."
“Is that something learnt from experience?” he chuckled.
June 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
“Is that something learnt from experience?” he chuckled.
“I suppose you’re more obedient than you first appeared yesterday then… A less willing slave could have taken as much money as he needed and run away with such access to his Master’s coin bag.”
June 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
“I suppose you’re more obedient than you first appeared yesterday then… A less willing slave could have taken as much money as he needed and run away with such access to his Master’s coin bag.”
“Placing orders?” he asked, impressed. “You have charge to spend from my husband’s purse as you wish?”
June 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
“Placing orders?” he asked, impressed. “You have charge to spend from my husband’s purse as you wish?”
“Oh?” he said with a smile. “What’s on your list to do today?”
June 7, 2025 at 10:44 AM
“Oh?” he said with a smile. “What’s on your list to do today?”
“That’s in the past now at least. I hope we… understand one another better now? So I’ll be kinder, and you’ll be less aggressive and… everyone will be happy.”
June 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
“That’s in the past now at least. I hope we… understand one another better now? So I’ll be kinder, and you’ll be less aggressive and… everyone will be happy.”
"Because of yesterday? I'm sorry... It's my fault for riling you up."
June 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"Because of yesterday? I'm sorry... It's my fault for riling you up."
“Go on?” he implored. “I want to hear!”
June 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
“Go on?” he implored. “I want to hear!”
“Really? I thought you were the man who could do no wrong in his eyes…”
June 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
“Really? I thought you were the man who could do no wrong in his eyes…”
Lots of old men looked at him like that. With lust in their eyes.
“Yes… But I also saw the way he looked at me when he found out I’d upset you. That wasn’t a look of happiness, I promise you. He was… disappointed in me.”
“Yes… But I also saw the way he looked at me when he found out I’d upset you. That wasn’t a look of happiness, I promise you. He was… disappointed in me.”
June 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Lots of old men looked at him like that. With lust in their eyes.
“Yes… But I also saw the way he looked at me when he found out I’d upset you. That wasn’t a look of happiness, I promise you. He was… disappointed in me.”
“Yes… But I also saw the way he looked at me when he found out I’d upset you. That wasn’t a look of happiness, I promise you. He was… disappointed in me.”