BigRoosterClaudius😏
@bigroosterclaudius.bsky.social
I am your king, bow down to the giant chicken of such high prowess.
He can’t stop winning!
March 15, 2025 at 7:01 AM
He can’t stop winning!
NOOO i am slain-
Adieu fried chicken:
Adieu fried chicken:
March 15, 2025 at 7:00 AM
NOOO i am slain-
Adieu fried chicken:
Adieu fried chicken:
Oh dear gertrude…
March 15, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Oh dear gertrude…
Todays game day 🏈:
Here comes Hammy to challenge this laertes: let the challenge commence! 🐓⚔️🐓
Here comes Hammy to challenge this laertes: let the challenge commence! 🐓⚔️🐓
March 15, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Todays game day 🏈:
Here comes Hammy to challenge this laertes: let the challenge commence! 🐓⚔️🐓
Here comes Hammy to challenge this laertes: let the challenge commence! 🐓⚔️🐓
My pov of these two buffoons:
March 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My pov of these two buffoons:
Noooo Ophelia nooooo!
Why shalt you perish so quick?!
Why shalt you perish so quick?!
March 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Noooo Ophelia nooooo!
Why shalt you perish so quick?!
Why shalt you perish so quick?!
How dare hath poloniuth threatenth meeth. Luckily I was not to blame for a loved one’s death this time…
We have a devised a plan which is splended! This fool hamlet shallth beeth gonth ath lasth!
We have a devised a plan which is splended! This fool hamlet shallth beeth gonth ath lasth!
March 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
How dare hath poloniuth threatenth meeth. Luckily I was not to blame for a loved one’s death this time…
We have a devised a plan which is splended! This fool hamlet shallth beeth gonth ath lasth!
We have a devised a plan which is splended! This fool hamlet shallth beeth gonth ath lasth!
Oh my, what in the majesty’s name has become of Ophelia! She is mad, quite too mad.
March 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Oh my, what in the majesty’s name has become of Ophelia! She is mad, quite too mad.
Me upon hearing about Polonius’s death
March 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Me upon hearing about Polonius’s death
Hamlet is way too freaky, he must be dealt with
March 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Hamlet is way too freaky, he must be dealt with
If any shall dare to disagree with my beliefs
February 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If any shall dare to disagree with my beliefs
Polonius n’ me be rather vibin
February 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Polonius n’ me be rather vibin
This fox looks just like me ngl, so regal and prowess ya
February 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
This fox looks just like me ngl, so regal and prowess ya
Nonchalantly
February 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Nonchalantly
Don’t reason the implications
I just quite exquisitely love my dear.
I just quite exquisitely love my dear.
February 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Don’t reason the implications
I just quite exquisitely love my dear.
I just quite exquisitely love my dear.
Me and polonius cooking up some rather devious plan rn
(Let’s see how hamlet is frfr)
(Let’s see how hamlet is frfr)
February 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Me and polonius cooking up some rather devious plan rn
(Let’s see how hamlet is frfr)
(Let’s see how hamlet is frfr)
As always
February 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
As always
Stepson: jibber jabbering about some relationship drama I assume
Me:
Me:
February 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Stepson: jibber jabbering about some relationship drama I assume
Me:
Me:
The poor need to be taxed higher than our royal elites, as it will boost our economy.
February 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The poor need to be taxed higher than our royal elites, as it will boost our economy.
Life be quite grand rn ahhhh
February 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Life be quite grand rn ahhhh
Had a bad dream that my dearest brother just spontaneously bleeding from all orifices. Luckily that never happened phew 😮💨
February 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Had a bad dream that my dearest brother just spontaneously bleeding from all orifices. Luckily that never happened phew 😮💨
Yoooooo- I’m so drunk rn after this splendid weddingughhh 🍾🥂
My Newley wed is giving me a taste of her cat and it’s absolutely so hot rn 😼
My Newley wed is giving me a taste of her cat and it’s absolutely so hot rn 😼
February 13, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Yoooooo- I’m so drunk rn after this splendid weddingughhh 🍾🥂
My Newley wed is giving me a taste of her cat and it’s absolutely so hot rn 😼
My Newley wed is giving me a taste of her cat and it’s absolutely so hot rn 😼
stepson: pleads to return to university rather than watch you get rizzy dizzy with his mom
me:
me:
February 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
stepson: pleads to return to university rather than watch you get rizzy dizzy with his mom
me:
me: