Robby the Robot
@bigrobinatx.bsky.social
designer, father, veteran, bicycle enthusiast, optimist, laid back dude in Austin TX
Feel better please!
May 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Feel better please!
Imma go buy me some new jeans
April 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Imma go buy me some new jeans
Buckets and buckets of fuck-its
April 16, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Buckets and buckets of fuck-its
Talk about the deep state being up your ass.....
April 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Talk about the deep state being up your ass.....
Also @schumer.senate.gov -"what day is it? Did I take my medicine? I wonder how I can help forward the Trump agenda today?"
April 11, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Also @schumer.senate.gov -"what day is it? Did I take my medicine? I wonder how I can help forward the Trump agenda today?"
Do you know why it is so windy in Eastern Europe? Because Russia sucks.
April 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Do you know why it is so windy in Eastern Europe? Because Russia sucks.
I can't wait for the Tesla quarterly report to come out in a couple weeks to watch his wealth begin to crumble
April 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I can't wait for the Tesla quarterly report to come out in a couple weeks to watch his wealth begin to crumble
We used to say "they went tits up" which seems appropriate
April 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
We used to say "they went tits up" which seems appropriate
Please retire and go away into the sunset
March 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Please retire and go away into the sunset
You voted to put these clowns in place you blowhard. You're complicit in all of this.
March 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
You voted to put these clowns in place you blowhard. You're complicit in all of this.
You had me at "hang this bitch"
March 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
You had me at "hang this bitch"
Bye. Adios. See ya.
March 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Bye. Adios. See ya.
I35 is a shit show, so naming it after him really is fitting
March 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I35 is a shit show, so naming it after him really is fitting
Let's get this to 45!
March 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Let's get this to 45!
Awwww, so friggin sad that @schumer.senate.gov's plans got ruined, I'm sure he's got some donor money to dry his tears with
March 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Awwww, so friggin sad that @schumer.senate.gov's plans got ruined, I'm sure he's got some donor money to dry his tears with